Do you know what the word, "exaggerate" means, dork? You're short, but obviously not 4'11", old enough to be a grandpa (as am I, but not as old as you), and the little bit of hair that you have left looks dyed. My favorite feature is your pair of Harry Potter-like glasses, but I'm the nerd, right? LOL What's your obsession with my personal life, anyway? Isn't being a total jacka$$ and telling your fellow WVU fans where I live and what I do for a living enough? You're just butthurt because my alma mater is dominating your fake favorite school these days. Learn to live with it, as I had to during the Cooper Era.