Wouldja? (The hole is green edition)

[Torbee]

 

[AFM22]

You're cut off from wouldjas today.

 

[Moral]

Ford drivers

 

[McLovin32]

Ford drivers

HEY PAL U TAKE THAT BACK

 

[Moral]

HEY PAL U TAKE THAT BACK

U EVR DRIVE A MUSTANG IN THE WINTER WITH THIRTY PERCENT APR PAL BECUZ I HAVE

 

[McLovin32]

U EVR DRIVE A MUSTANG IN THE WINTER WITH THIRTY PERCENT APR PAL BECUZ I HAVE

NO I HAVNT

 

[AFM22]

U EVR DRIVE A MUSTANG IN THE WINTER WITH THIRTY PERCENT APR PAL BECUZ I HAVE

Everyone here has a dodge charger with a texas plate and they act all fucan big and mighty on the road until it snows a little bit and then they're stuck sliding around on every bridge in Omaha.

 

[Moral]

Everyone here has a dodge charger with a texas plate and they act all fucan big and mighty on the road until it snows a little bit and then they're stuck sliding around on every bridge in Omaha.

Driving a rear-wheel-drive car in the snow or ice that they are incredibly upside down on makes the troops able to face anything.

 

[AFM22]

Driving a rear-wheel-drive car in the snow or ice that they are incredibly upside down on makes the troops able to face anything.

Add 2 child supports to two different womens.

 

[Moral]

Add 2 child supports to two different womens.

That car is for sure not insured.

 

[McLovin32]

Driving a rear-wheel-drive car in the snow or ice that they are incredibly upside down on makes the troops able to face anything.

I remember when I was 15 and my dad and I were car shopping for me, I wanted a rear wheel drive car so bad. My dad kept telling me that there's nothing worse than rear wheel drive in the winter time. I told him he didn't know shid.


But we decided on a front wheel drive car. Turns out, my dad did know what he was talking about.

 

[Easthawk1062]

I GUESS I CULD PUT MY DICKIN ONE

 

[Moral]

I remember when I was 15 and my dad and I were car shopping for me, I wanted a rear wheel drive car so bad. My dad kept telling me that there's nothing worse than rear wheel drive in the winter time. I told him he didn't know shid.


But we decided on a front wheel drive car. Turns out, my dad did know what he was talking about.

The literal first car I drove and was taught on was a manual rwd car. My dad in his infinite wisdom started me off from a stop on a steep hill. Basically, I kept killing the car because of zero training on a clutch and the truck kept rolling backwards, but my dad was like "drive the car son." Anyway, it kept dying and rolling backwards until I was in the middle of this person's yard. I was like I don't want to do this anymore, and he was like drive the car or else. So, I gave it a shid ton of gas and just absolutely destroyed this person's yard and when we got back on the road my dad was like run the stop sign son, so I did. Mostly because I didn't want to go through that whole sequence again, but he probably wanted away from the scene of the crime. I got really good at working the clutch in short order after that. CSB

 

[McLovin32]

The literal first car I drove and was taught on was a manual rwd car. My dad in his infinite wisdom started me off from a stop on a steep hill. Basically, I kept killing the car because of zero training on a clutch and the truck kept rolling backwards, but my dad was like "drive the car son." Anyway, it kept dying and rolling backwards until I was in the middle of this person's yard. I was like I don't want to do this anymore, and he was like drive the car or else. So, I gave it a shid ton of gas and just absolutely destroyed this person's yard and when we got back on the road my dad was like run the stop sign son, so I did. Mostly because I didn't want to go through that whole sequence again, but he probably wanted away from the scene of the crime. I got really good at working the clutch in short order after that. CSB

You:

 

[Moral]

You:

100%

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

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Clearly you need to work on your AI skills. These should be shown being eaten by scantily-clad babes.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

U EVR DRIVE A MUSTANG IN THE WINTER WITH THIRTY PERCENT APR PAL BECUZ I HAVE

I assume that's air pressure, not the rate on your car payment.

 

[Moral]

I assume that's air pressure, not the rate on your car payment.

It's a bit tongue-in-cheek about the ridiculous APRs military guys pickup in tech school.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

 

[JayDeeSC]

 

[AFM22]

It's a bit tongue-in-cheek about the ridiculous APRs military guys pickup in tech school.

Hey man, if you got money you gotta spend it somewhere.

 

[CaptainObvious]

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Serious question, how did you get a pic of Trump holding a box of Dunkers?

 

[BelemNole]

I'd bang it, but hell no on eating one.

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

Even better if they have been warmed up in the microwave for 30 sex.

 

[TJ8869]

 

[HoggI74]

The literal first car I drove and was taught on was a manual rwd car. My dad in his infinite wisdom started me off from a stop on a steep hill. Basically, I kept killing the car because of zero training on a clutch and the truck kept rolling backwards, but my dad was like "drive the car son." Anyway, it kept dying and rolling backwards until I was in the middle of this person's yard. I was like I don't want to do this anymore, and he was like drive the car or else. So, I gave it a shid ton of gas and just absolutely destroyed this person's yard and when we got back on the road my dad was like run the stop sign son, so I did. Mostly because I didn't want to go through that whole sequence again, but he probably wanted away from the scene of the crime. I got really good at working the clutch in short order after that. CSB

I'll still never figure out how your dad finished second in the Father of the Year voting to Shawn Kemp...