Worst asswhipping you gave and took while at MSU...........

HD6

Sophomore
Apr 8, 2003
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what's next, your favorite advisor? Best debate you had in a class? Best omelet?
 

DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
16,200
3,685
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not that i haven't replied in one or two of them but figured their life had to be pretty short. it wasn't as bad though when it was "best you felt after a loss and worst you felt after a win" type threads. but where you got laid first and now asswhippings?
 

615dawg

All-American
Jun 4, 2007
7,439
5,157
113
Perry Cafeteria was the best in the SEC until Aramark took over and added suck to everything in it.</p>
 

AccountingDawg

Redshirt
Mar 18, 2007
252
2
18
I did throw together a pretty bomb *** bologna and cheese omlet on a tortilla bout 3:00 in the morning one night... Had to be the best by far...
 

Henry Kissinger

Redshirt
Aug 30, 2006
1,319
0
0
i think my advisor's name was dr. to

walter diehl vs the bald guy in class who wouldn't stop asking questions about sickle cell anemia. if croom had sparked a fire like that we would have been undefeated.

 

Todd4State

Redshirt
Mar 3, 2008
17,411
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I was in the band and we were playing LSU. For some reason, Mrs. Lance wanted us to march in to Tiger Stadium. This LSU fan was in my face yelling LSU! LSU! LSU! TIGAHBAIT!TIGAHBAIT!<17>MISSISSIPPISTATE!, you get the idea. Well, we were about to start marching, and I politely ask him to move. He did not. I hear the drum cadence and I do what we were taught in band camp. If they're in the way, run over them.

I hear the cadence

BAMBAM! Horn out. LSU!LSU!LSU!

BAM!BAM! Snapped horn up (as hard as I possibly could, and I played baritone, a rather large trumpet looking horn)ans as soon as I snapped my horn up, I nailed the guy in the nose, guy goes down, blood running down his face, and we march off playing Hail State.

Thanks to Jackie's stellar gameweek planning, that was the highlight of that trip.

Never had my *** kicked while I was at State. Fortunately.
 

Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
20,283
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gave- we batted in the top of the the 1st against somebody in softball intramurals, and we hit for the entire time until they quit...I think we batted for 30 minutes and scored a good 40 or so runs before they hung it up

received- one of the good basketball teams beat us by 50 or 60 one time...I hit 10 or 11 3-balls and it didnt even make a dent...something like 120-70 range

**Never ended up in a fight, but Thick almost pulled me into one before he took care of business**
 

GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
20,858
20,100
113
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I never took an *** whooping at MSU nor did I give one. Now being in the Marine Corps I did get into a lot of fights. One story was when I was at naval gun fire school, in Little Creek Virginia me and eight other Marines went to the Helms Club. There were about 20 Navy guys and one female. One of our Marines went over and asked did she want to dance. They got up dancing and the 20 navy guys got piss and surrounded him. We got up and it was on. Those Navy guys were a bunch of pussies. Half of them were too scared and the other half did not know how to fight. What should have been 20 on 9 turned out to be 10 on 9. We went to jail victorious. It was all **** and giggles until the 1st sergeant show up to bail us out.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">One time I was with the 24th Marines and we were on the US, Mexican boarder at El Paso TX.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I had a opportunity to go to main side to the PX.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I and two other Marines went.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> We were really dirty from being out in the desert for a few weeks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> As we got out of the cut v there four army guys and one of them said that we could not go into the PX dirty.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I was tired and on edge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I hit that guy as hard as I could.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I don't really know where my hand landed on his head but he went to his knees and we hoped back into the cut v and headed back out to the desert.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> My hand really hurt and I felt that it was broken.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I waited three days and I could not take the pain anymore so I got the radio and asked for a corpsman to come to my pause.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> He sent me to the hospital where the X-Ray showed I had broken my two middle fingers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> They did surgery and put four screws in.</p>

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TheBigDA

Redshirt
Aug 29, 2008
1,758
0
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GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
20,858
20,100
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I want to take this opportunity to give thanks the Navy for being our taxi drivers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></p>
 
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