Wild night last night

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wife came home from Wallyworld saying that the cashier was a real *****.....my sick sense of humor kicked in and that's when I said " did you go thru self checkout?"........I thought it was pretty funny..........
 

Tonycried2

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wife came home from Wallyworld saying that the cashier was a real *****.....my sick sense of humor kicked in and that's when I said " did you go thru self checkout?"........I thought it was pretty funny..........
Self checkouts are above my pay grade....ain't easy being a dinosaur!
 

tOSUaluminWVa

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Unless the cash register operator is a babe, self-checkout is the way to go, geezers. It's funny to see folks your age limp to the manned check-out lines with four containers of prunes, a can of Metamucil, and a month's supply of Depends in their carts.
 

Tonycried2

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Unless the cash register operator is a babe, self-checkout is the way to go, geezers. It's funny to see folks your age limp to the manned check-out lines with four containers of prunes, a can of Metamucil, and a month's supply of Depends in their carts.
...screw the depends, I just piss my pants!
 

eerphone

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Unless the cash register operator is a babe, self-checkout is the way to go, geezers. It's funny to see folks your age limp to the manned check-out lines with four containers of prunes, a can of Metamucil, and a month's supply of Depends in their carts.
I guess it's better than walking around full of dung. Why are you attracted to old girls like me anyway? Wait a few years, it won't be near so funny.
 

dave

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Self checkouts are above my pay grade....ain't easy being a dinosaur!
Pisses me off is they make you go through self checkout and the every time I do it makes some sort of claim of missed scan and a human has to come over and override it so it makes me do the job and then doesn't trust me to do the job and then makes a paid employee do it anyway.
 

Shirley Knott

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Unless the cash register operator is a babe, self-checkout is the way to go, geezers. It's funny to see folks your age limp to the manned check-out lines with four containers of prunes, a can of Metamucil, and a month's supply of Depends in their carts.
Prunes and Depends go together
 
Jan 4, 2003
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If I eat prunes I don't need Metamucil but really need the depends. good thing about Depends being they can be used to cover both ends if having a virus attack.
I just have such a heavy duty package to haul around that no depends can handle it.....it's a burden but some of us have to bear it