Why Our Opponent Sucks: Kansas State

615dawg

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Its been a while, but I thought since we had a new opponent, it would be a good time to bring back "Why Our Opponent Sucks."



Kansas State = Mississippi State under Larry Templeton

Its true. There isn't a school in the country that more closely resembles MSU from an athletic and academic standpoint than Kansas State. The main difference = we had the privilege of having General Robert Foglesong as President. He destroyed daffodils and flew single engine planes, but he canned Larry Templeton. Since Foglesong canned LT, MSU has played for three national championships, been ranked #1 in three different sports and #2 in two others, and have turned the fan experience around (Our last three Marketing directors have been stolen by "bigger name" schools).

What you are going to witness this weekend is like getting in a time machine and going back to the Larry Templeton days. They even have their own Ron Polk - a coach who is way passed his prime that has his name on the stadium and is doing his second stint. He's holding out because he wants his own Raffo hired - which happens to be his son. (I didn't say it was a perfect copy, as Polk was married to baseball).

In a way, we should feel sorry for our purple clad counterparts. They don't know what they could have.



Willie the Wildcat is Willie Weird

Its a fine looking Wildcat mascot, but the on field mascot has issues that only our friends in Oxford surpass. The wildcat has human arms and legs!!!! Its a Cat Head with a Human Body. Your faithful correspondent has not been able to find the reason for this, which somehow makes it much weirder.



This is Kansas.

Seriously. I-70 through Kansas looks like this. Mississippi may get a bad rep, but Kansas is terrible. The best part, Kansas City BBQ, is not even in Kansas - its in Missouri, a true and tried SEC state. Kansas only has tornadoes and sunflowers.
 
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615dawg

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See what I mean! That’s some Larry Templeton video budget level stuff right there.
 

RocketDawg

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The cartoon cat looks fine, but the mascot head looks about as much like a wildcat as Tony looks like a shark.
 

RocketDawg

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I know what it is. The mascot needs some ears. He'd look more like a cat then.

True story: Was playing golf one day, and came around the green to park the cart, and a wildcat was standing 10 feet away from me. I stopped and we stared at each other for a few seconds, then he turned around and headed back into the tall fescue. I'm not sure how dangerous those things are.
 

msstatelp1

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I know what it is. The mascot needs some ears. He'd look more like a cat then.

True story: Was playing golf one day, and came around the green to park the cart, and a wildcat was standing 10 feet away from me. I stopped and we stared at each other for a few seconds, then he turned around and headed back into the tall fescue. I'm not sure how dangerous those things are.

ask Jerry Clower.

 

The Fatboy

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Dont forget their severe lack of trees. The ones they do have are more like shrubs than real trees.
 

FlotownDawg

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My 14 year old daughter took a church youth trip to Colorado this summer and they drove through Kansas on the way there. She came back talking about how flat and boring Kansas is and how there were about three trees in the whole state. It left a big impression on her.
 

GloryDawg

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See what I mean! That’s some Larry Templeton video budget level stuff right there.


I was going to go watch some porn and rub one off but now after watching that I am just going to take a melatonin and go to sleep.
 

GloryDawg

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My 14 year old daughter took a church youth trip to Colorado this summer and they drove through Kansas on the way there. She came back talking about how flat and boring Kansas is and how there were about three trees in the whole state. It left a big impression on her.

I drove through Kansas several years ago and their fat women left a big impression on me.
 

JoMo MoJo

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Their mascot reminds me of the stuffed wildcat from Tiger Droppings’ Fark Board several years ago

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Hail State

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You know why it’s so windy in Kansas?

Because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows.

Hail State
 
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Great work! We appreciate your hard work.

After their close victory of the mighty South Dakota team, you probably could have gotten even juicier stuff from their fans.

Bravo
 

thekimmer

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The mascot suit is just a giant head?

The rest is just a dude in football gear. Weird. And the cat cartoon looks like granny's fixed housecat.

Ah well. I have nothing against kansas personally. My friend Josey Wales on the other hand......
 
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