Why isn't UF considering Ross Bjork?
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It is a general policy at the University that if you aren't tall enough to ride the Space Mountain at Disney, you can't be athletic director.
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He must have walked barefoot across the soft ground in Oxford.
From what I understand, once that happens, you'll never want to go anywhere else.
This is due, of course, to the fact that much of the ground in Oxford is covered in the bong water and roaches of synthetic marijuana. The THC is then absorbed through the skin, leading to delusions that the very Oxford ground you're walking across is fit for something more than keeping the sunshine out of Hell.
From what I understand, once that happens, you'll never want to go anywhere else.
This is due, of course, to the fact that much of the ground in Oxford is covered in the bong water and roaches of synthetic marijuana. The THC is then absorbed through the skin, leading to delusions that the very Oxford ground you're walking across is fit for something more than keeping the sunshine out of Hell.
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