Why does all store bought salsa suck absolute a$$

GesterHawk

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Like ghost peppers or actual ghosts
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cpahawk

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Thoughts on just roasting/drying ghosts into flakes/powder and just adding that to your salsa?

Prob a little easier to manage the heat than chopping bits into the salsa.
Every year before the first frost, I will pick the remaining jalepenos off the plants and dehydrate them and then grind them up and put in shakers. Usually end up with quite a few containers and give them away. It is great! Even better, you can make a normal dish for the family - then sprinkle on the jalepeno seasoning on your dish to get the heat you want.
 
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LafayetteBear

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Nope. Going too far.

Cereal, butter, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder , and Tony Chachere's.
Put in oven low and slow. No burning. No smoke. And definitely no freaking peanuts.

That's it.

Don't **** with perfection.

Gods damn it. Chex Mix is damn near sacred in my house.
No peanuts or pretzels in your Chex Mix?! I pronounce anathema.
 

GesterHawk

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No peanuts or pretzels in your Chex Mix?! I pronounce anathema.
Peanuts in Chex Mix - gross.
Pretzels don't absorb the wonderful flavors well, so what's the point?

I do put plain Cheerios in mine because they absorb all the leftover seasoning and become these little circles of excellence.

I did once add Cheezits and cayenne pepper. Tasted great - but we all ate so much it gave us trouble the next day. So never again!
 
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AFM22

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Every year before the first frost, I will pick the remaining jalepenos off the plants and dehydrate them and then grind them up and put in shakers. Usually end up with quite a few containers and give them away. It is great! Even better, you can make a normal dish for the family - then sprinkle on the jalepeno seasoning on your dish to get the heat you want.
It’s awesome! Cayenne are my favorite to dry. They just have such great flavor.
 

JWolf74

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Nope. Going too far.

Cereal, butter, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder , and Tony Chachere's.
Put in oven low and slow. No burning. No smoke. And definitely no freaking peanuts.

That's it.

Don't **** with perfection.

Gods damn it. Chex Mix is damn near sacred in my house.
No nuts, bagel chips, or rye chips?

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But kudos on avoiding pretzels, which are the plebians snack.
 
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JWolf74

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Every year before the first frost, I will pick the remaining jalepenos off the plants and dehydrate them and then grind them up and put in shakers. Usually end up with quite a few containers and give them away. It is great! Even better, you can make a normal dish for the family - then sprinkle on the jalepeno seasoning on your dish to get the heat you want.
I have several on hand from the local farmers market. I'm doing this with them. Do you have a preferred method?
 

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The next step is growing your own tomato, peppers, and onion, and then you will reach nirvana

^^^THIS^^^
The best part about Summer salsa is walking out to the garden, finding what looks good, and allowing that to become the basis of your salsa,... A recipe created by mother nature.
 

cpahawk

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I have several on hand from the local farmers market. I'm doing this with them. Do you have a preferred method

I use my neighbors dehydrator that is old school - probably 30 plus years old that has 5-6 trays. I cut the jalepenos in 1/2 and put them on all the trays. Run it for 24+ hours until I know they are dry enough then run them through a little blender that breaks them up into a powder mix. Keep in mind, I have 8 jalepeno plants, so I have this dehydrator loaded up. I will see if I can find some pictures on my phone.
 
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AFM22

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I use my neighbors dehydrator that is old school - probably 30 plus years old that has 5-6 trays. I cut the jalepenos in 1/2 and put them on all the trays. Run it for 24+ hours until I know they are dry enough then run them through a little blender that breaks them up into a powder mix. Keep in mind, I have 8 jalepeno plants, so I have this dehydrator loaded up. I will see if I can find some pictures on my phone.
Pretty much what I do. I keep it around 130-140 degrees to keep them from cooking. I don't half mine, but i do cut slits into them to speed it up.

Then for flakes i just use a food processor. For powder I have a disgnated coffee grinder and then sift it to get big chunks and seeds out.
 
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