Why do so many refs manscape, tan and lift?

[anon1787432961]

Hmmmmm

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

To look good for the people that spend too much time judging uniforms.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Manscape? You must have a different camera angle than me

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Because Andrew Luck is retiring?

 

[anon1787432961]

Manscape? You must have a different camera angle than me

Arms.

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[karlchilders.sixpack]

You spend much time, running the field? Need to look good on tv.

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

Some of them think the only reason we watch sports is to see them**

 

[GloryDawg]

Same reason Police do. They have small dicks. Just kidding! However hair reflect light. Save the hair and the arms look more muscular. Body builders shave. Also they staple the sleeves to be tight around the arm giving appearance of big arms. I know a cop who not only does those two things he put Preparation-H on his arms so the skin will draw up tight.

It is all an illusion. Most of the them have big belly's to go with them.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Arms. Now we know you shave your balls though.

As does every man. How else can you iron the wrinkles out of your scrotum before date night?

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

As does every man. How else can you iron the wrinkles out of your scrotum before date night?

We thought you owned a smooth brass pair that looked like clackers.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

We thought you owned a smooth brass pair that looked like clackers.

I do. I want them to hang low and inside a sack stretched as thin as the paper in a chinese lantern and as tight as a snare drum... Would you have me let those beautiful orbs shoved in an old wrinkled up burlap sack?


FYI, I will be laughing for a week at clackers. Well done.

 

[The Peeper]

Because they're attention whores and want the game about them