I have had neither in over a decade, maybe longer, but if I HAD to choose...Whopper... because I prefer the flame and I dated a crazy chick that ended up walking off her good job to work at McDonalds because she had had enough of the stress and when I say she was cra cra, I'm telling you she was cra cra. That "relationship" had lesbians, transgenders, and rock painting sprinkled all throughout, but she did let me watch football during sexy time, so there was that.