He must be a board member. Pay close attention to the fridge!!!
Who is this genius?
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Love a cold Miller High Life. Always have some in the garage fridge. I’m finding the tape measure bottle Opener hard to believe though
Hmmmmmm.............I wonder if this is someone @MrsScrew might have mailed Block R's to.
It is funny.. but BS. I wonder how many people tried this.. how much drinkin' time did this Rutgers fan waste for everyone?
BAN TIKTOK
This.. opens bottles quickly.. a one-armed drinker could use it too.. so too could a double-fisted drinker
BAN TIKTOK
This.. opens bottles quickly.. a one-armed drinker could use it too.. so too could a double-fisted drinker
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The presence of the American Flag R makes me think, maybe? I always mailed out one of those with 5 or 6 Red R's.
I don't have TikTok, but it's tagged "bobbynoons". Maybe someone who has it can do some sleuthing...
Agree. It's a twist off and he just placed the cap back on top after opening. There is no sound of pressure released or noticable carbonation bubbles that come during the opening of a bottle
I’m thinking the possibility of the trick working is almost zero…regardless of his decorations on the fridge.
This guy was likely an Engineering student, at least for his first year. Aside from owning a tape measure, first clue, he knew the exact measurement to place the bottle at to allow the tape to accelerate long enough to have the inertial force needed to take the cap off. Well done.
I think I will regret not spending time on TikTok. Good stuff.
I think I will regret not spending time on TikTok. Good stuff.
If you think that a tape measure has the power and more important the stability to pop off a cap then you need to talk to me as I have a great deal for you to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
looks like the cap has already been opened based on the little bit of foam at the neck. I am a VERY experienced Miller Bottle Beer drinker
Ice cold Champagne of beer. Still $6.99 a 6 pack.Put a few in the snow, shovel the walkway, pop a few down. Cannot be beat!
If you want to know a real manly way of opening one. You push the cap up against the underside of your forearm and twist it there letting the soft skin gather round the cap ridges. TIP: Doesn't hurt one bit. For added impressiveness you put a bottle in each hand and do the open left-open right move opening two bottle at once without using your hands other than to hold the bottles.
Not true. It’s all ball bearings nowadays. ScienceIf you think that a tape measure has the power and more important the stability to pop off a cap then you need to talk to me as I have a great deal for you to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
The Block R's must be a fake. Any Rutgers guy would know you're wasting more time and energy to bend over and pick up the cap than twisting it off.
It could have a power motor and it still won't work. The tape isn't stiff enough to do anything except cut your finger. Same offer for you on the Brooklyn Bridge!
Agree- and to think the tape would even be stiff enough and that little metal end, that can barely hold the end of an item you are trying to measure, could be able to do it, is crazy.
Not over my head. Never watched the movie. Chevy Chase had a monster hit with Caddyshack and National Lampoon's Vacation but the rest are mostly crappy.
No. Definitely not a Martin Short guy either. Lots of movies, plays the same type of person. I do like Steve Martin.
BTW for reference my last two movies I watched in a theater were Seabiscuit (2003) and Saving Private Ryan (1998?)