I assume one of you wrote the description for this auction on the hailstate site as a parody/parity of the parody/parity thread? Expecially, comes equip with, eigth ... Good stuff.
"Egg Bowl is a HUGE game for the Mississippi State Bulldogs expecially since the game will be in Oxford. We want everyone to have the opportunity to go to this game. What better way to go to the Egg Bowl than in the Mercedes Sprinter Limo (Van)? This is the perfect tailgating get away! The Sprinter limo comes equip wiith seats for eigth and two tvs so you can set this rolling tailgate up anywhere. The Sprinter Limo can be picked up Friday before the game in Jackson Mississippi and dropped off on Monday after the game in Jackson Mississippi. This also includes 8 tickets so you and 7 of your friends or family can get into the game."
https://www.nmnathletics.com/sellne...tem.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=16800&AU_AUCTION_ID=330562
"Egg Bowl is a HUGE game for the Mississippi State Bulldogs expecially since the game will be in Oxford. We want everyone to have the opportunity to go to this game. What better way to go to the Egg Bowl than in the Mercedes Sprinter Limo (Van)? This is the perfect tailgating get away! The Sprinter limo comes equip wiith seats for eigth and two tvs so you can set this rolling tailgate up anywhere. The Sprinter Limo can be picked up Friday before the game in Jackson Mississippi and dropped off on Monday after the game in Jackson Mississippi. This also includes 8 tickets so you and 7 of your friends or family can get into the game."
https://www.nmnathletics.com/sellne...tem.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=16800&AU_AUCTION_ID=330562
