WHERE'S RULZ
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Let the old man go. He couldn't do this forever anyway. Here pretty soon he'll develop either dementia or Alzheimer's or both, arthritis so he can't type, and he'll have charger backer or charger02, or maybe one of them lion or bulldog boys to come over every day and change his diaper and help feed him while he watches reruns of the 94-96 championship games with Crest.
What championship games will you be watching ? You must be from the gaston co. side of km. A duke fan is all i need to know about you. To know you have neanderthal tendencies. Fetishes for goats,and a banjo sitting on the porch.
Rulz quit his job and is on the road mostly. He took a gig touring with Justin Bieber as a roady. When The Beib gets a haircut Rulz picks up the locks until he can make enough to have a hair implant. No worries, he'll be back. If not he'll make his Sunday appearance at Carolina Video Exchange in Gastonia in the couple's room with Chargerbacker.
Speaking of touring I hear Crest91 is on tour with the carnival. Closest he could get to the Horseshoe Club was taking tickets at the pony ride. Be careful though handing your daughter to be placed on a pony, I've seen his girlfriend. Young is an understatement. Most get arrested for such but hell no, not in Cleveland County. Weddings are held at the middle school so attendence is not an issue. Warren Jeffries would be proud.
Speaking of touring I hear Crest91 is on tour with the carnival. Closest he could get to the Horseshoe Club was taking tickets at the pony ride. Be careful though handing your daughter to be placed on a pony, I've seen his girlfriend. Young is an understatement. Most get arrested for such but hell no, not in Cleveland County. Weddings are held at the middle school so attendence is not an issue. Warren Jeffries would be proud.
Lol GDG, on a roll this season! I would love a Burns/Newton game next season. The thread would be a good one for the week!
Damn right. I could come up with plenty of material for Fallston and Lawndale. Beam will not do it. Not as long as Highland Tech is available. Can you see the the bomb being dropped on Matty and Wes?
Lord somebody would get the middle finger salute, all Shelby style. Beam owns Shelby. Nobody else can ever say that. They hate it but its a fact. He threw so many bombs on the Lions they made him get a pilot license. The referees were renamed air traffic controllers. Lance Ware still has scars from being burned. I bet Wes's old *** still has wet dreams about those games.
Startown? No way I live in Startown. That place is for gay farmer's with a lisp who's son's are HB2 sensitive and play football at Fred T Foard. Note their historical record if you don't believe me.
Let's get back to this Rulz thing. Who will emerge as the new leader of the Ponies. Rulz is gone, Crest91 is a no show.
Chargerbacker may be a contender for King of Crest. If he can get his WiFi to work using the rabbit ears off the TV. Lets say that don't work there is always the 15 minutes free user account at Denny's. Third option is drive around in front of the mobile homes until a unsecure signal is achieved. Lord knows those metal homes act like an antenna. Just avoid any that come up CIA Surveillance Van. Can he match wits with Coondog and Seadog, also know on WWE as The Dog Pound? I think Chargerbacker is half way there. He is a halfwit.
Then there is 94/96 who bought the bus Crest had to get off of before the playoff game. That bus is parked on his front lawn enshrined for eternity. Tours are open to the public but only after 9:00am once he gets out of the bed in back. Internet connection is no problem for 94/96 as he types away on his Wi2 while doing office arobics. Gotta tighten those vaginal muscles.
Rulz left a void, one that may never be replaced. No more talk of glory holes, living under the bridge, or Gangland Highs. Soon the talk will only be about 4 peats at the Lions Den. The masses will forget the boys of John Deere colors, replaced by black and gold. The suitors will be numerous after the Draughn game but most will disappear after the next episode of To Catch a Predator on Dateline
Chargerbacker may be a contender for King of Crest. If he can get his WiFi to work using the rabbit ears off the TV. Lets say that don't work there is always the 15 minutes free user account at Denny's. Third option is drive around in front of the mobile homes until a unsecure signal is achieved. Lord knows those metal homes act like an antenna. Just avoid any that come up CIA Surveillance Van. Can he match wits with Coondog and Seadog, also know on WWE as The Dog Pound? I think Chargerbacker is half way there. He is a halfwit.
Then there is 94/96 who bought the bus Crest had to get off of before the playoff game. That bus is parked on his front lawn enshrined for eternity. Tours are open to the public but only after 9:00am once he gets out of the bed in back. Internet connection is no problem for 94/96 as he types away on his Wi2 while doing office arobics. Gotta tighten those vaginal muscles.
Rulz left a void, one that may never be replaced. No more talk of glory holes, living under the bridge, or Gangland Highs. Soon the talk will only be about 4 peats at the Lions Den. The masses will forget the boys of John Deere colors, replaced by black and gold. The suitors will be numerous after the Draughn game but most will disappear after the next episode of To Catch a Predator on Dateline
My lord devil. Breathe man just Breathe. I haven't had so much trouble keeping up with a post. Since that poet from Northern left the earth. Maiden-Conover football so in the toilet ? You have to connect with CC football .To feel a part of something.
Yep. The 2A board is dead. Only hits come from Clinton fans. I'm more obsessed with you than you are with the females at the family reunion. I hope Aunt Bea carries her diaphragm.
I tried my best to bring King Crest back from the grave but he just will not bite. I consider him a friend as well as Crest91. If you're still lurking Rulz you will be missed. Wrap this man in clothe and build a pyramid in the end zone of Sid Bryson Stadium. NCPreps will never be the same.
Oh, trust me, he still lurks like a mutha..... He pays money to be on this site, and he liked it too much not to no longer visit this site. All of them are lurkers. Only the KM poster is honest enough to acknowledge it., though. He only posts/responds when he sees incomplete, non factual things spewed about Kings Mountain.
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Rulz will come back like Jesus, just not as welcomed. Give it time and he will be outa retirement like Brett Favre. I would expect nothing less than a wave of a splash
Rulz was spotted over the weekend at Club Cabaret in Hickory, NC. He said he will back, just trying to find who he really is right now. May appear on rivals as julz.
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I’m just fine fella’s, thanks for caring. I just decided to give it up. It’s all been said, plus I wanted to turn it over to the “new breed” – I’ve carried this place for years.
For instance, let’s go down the list. Maddog Pride. A simple wannabe from CP. Has no talent that can reach from his brain to his fingers. You, sir are an oxygen thief!
Lawn12Dog – What’s he still doing here? Burns has beaten three worthless teams, yet he’s still chirping. You’re just about as useless as a knitted condom. Compared to you, AIDS doesn’t sound that bad.
C Laettner – Never typed one word to that cooter , who is he? I have news for you pal, they used to be called a jumpolines until your mom jumped on one.
Godevilsgo – Come on now, some of you have actually met this cat. He’s five foot nothing and has a crazy eye. He’d have to be stacked on top of himself to hit me in the nose. Authors will be making fun of your epic simplemindedness for many lifetimes, after an angry felching session goes horribly wrong. Stay out of the ladies bathrooms, freak.
Patsfball – you are gross, nasty, brainless, you reek and nobody likes you. I’d be surprised if you weren’t thrusting drug dealers in a disused basement for scratch tickets, in the next couple of years.
Rev – Is, I actually like REV…. He’s the one Burns fan that gets it, the rest of them are just limp wrist turds.
Lion Attack, - Do you have your fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy, Michael Evans? Hey yo!, I smell bacon, how about a ham sandwich? A pig is a cop, yo, better yet, a terminator. By the time I get to Arizona…..
I’ve not been lurking, that’s the dumbest thing ever typed on here, crestrulz lurking, give me a break. I simply quit. A friend messaged me and said you dolts were so disillusioned that a thread was started about me, so I came to look. I no longer pay money here.
I’d like to add before I leave again, that you have all succeeded in ruining this joint. Look at what you poor fools have done to it. Nobody, but the same five or six people comes here anymore, and all you do is type the same crap over and over again. Nothing new, no talent, no wordsmiths, just buffoons, with no skills. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Gone are the 87Raiders, Foot-Soldiers – Shelby Lion’s – Seadog’s - Raider-Hog Fans – Nothing left but …………….. Nothing….. You should all chop your fingers off.
Want me, top row, left of the press box – you can’t miss me – Now go back to doing whatever it is you were trying to do. Your damn daddy came back for a quick minute and left you morons enough fodder to amp your feeble brains up for at least 30 minutes.
P.S. CLOWNS!
For instance, let’s go down the list. Maddog Pride. A simple wannabe from CP. Has no talent that can reach from his brain to his fingers. You, sir are an oxygen thief!
Lawn12Dog – What’s he still doing here? Burns has beaten three worthless teams, yet he’s still chirping. You’re just about as useless as a knitted condom. Compared to you, AIDS doesn’t sound that bad.
C Laettner – Never typed one word to that cooter , who is he? I have news for you pal, they used to be called a jumpolines until your mom jumped on one.
Godevilsgo – Come on now, some of you have actually met this cat. He’s five foot nothing and has a crazy eye. He’d have to be stacked on top of himself to hit me in the nose. Authors will be making fun of your epic simplemindedness for many lifetimes, after an angry felching session goes horribly wrong. Stay out of the ladies bathrooms, freak.
Patsfball – you are gross, nasty, brainless, you reek and nobody likes you. I’d be surprised if you weren’t thrusting drug dealers in a disused basement for scratch tickets, in the next couple of years.
Rev – Is, I actually like REV…. He’s the one Burns fan that gets it, the rest of them are just limp wrist turds.
Lion Attack, - Do you have your fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy, Michael Evans? Hey yo!, I smell bacon, how about a ham sandwich? A pig is a cop, yo, better yet, a terminator. By the time I get to Arizona…..
I’ve not been lurking, that’s the dumbest thing ever typed on here, crestrulz lurking, give me a break. I simply quit. A friend messaged me and said you dolts were so disillusioned that a thread was started about me, so I came to look. I no longer pay money here.
I’d like to add before I leave again, that you have all succeeded in ruining this joint. Look at what you poor fools have done to it. Nobody, but the same five or six people comes here anymore, and all you do is type the same crap over and over again. Nothing new, no talent, no wordsmiths, just buffoons, with no skills. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Gone are the 87Raiders, Foot-Soldiers – Shelby Lion’s – Seadog’s - Raider-Hog Fans – Nothing left but …………….. Nothing….. You should all chop your fingers off.
Want me, top row, left of the press box – you can’t miss me – Now go back to doing whatever it is you were trying to do. Your damn daddy came back for a quick minute and left you morons enough fodder to amp your feeble brains up for at least 30 minutes.
P.S. CLOWNS!
I am honored! not an insult and a compliment! I will sleep well at night, Rulz went out w a bang. come back and visit sometime old friend, the board will always need some life.
Lol, it is funny how some on here take this stuff so serious. I honestly think Rulz thought this was real life. It is like some of these guys live two separate lives. If I ever get to that point please take me out back and put me out of my misery...
I'm 5'9" and one half thank you. Crazy eye- nice. Best post of the season just happened. I agree, with Rulz leaving and ERaider its not been the same. Ralph Machio disappeared as well. The comedy keeps them coming back. If it were only x and o talk these forums and site would be vacant.
That return was a bast.
That return was a bast.
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You know guys I began reading this CrestRulz response yesterday while finding some lunch in Burger King on Hwy73 in Denver. It was over the top but I had a good laugh right there in Lincoln County going on at the same time.
6'3", 350 lbs white guy carrying a Kangaroo Express big gulp cup under his arm, is in front of me (no offense Rulz). So this guy is the only person in front of me and after 10 minutes of talking to the cashier (lady with wild sex hair) I began to take notice of the convo. So he is asking her if he gets bacon how much is it and what does it weigh for two strips. He request the manager be asked before he proceeds. 15 minutes later he gets an answer of two ounces before cooking.
So then he goes on about the composition of mayo and the unhealthiness on the human body. Damn guy is 350lbs, ok. Enough is enough so I ask him to step aside so I can get my mayo smathered Double Whopper. Standing there waiting he starts asking questions about the fish sandwich. Wants to know what kind of fish it is and if it was from an ocean or farm. Next he's giving a lecture on genetic fish and the future of humanity if consumed. Me and another gentleman are looking at each other as this guy is still at the counter twenty five minutes after our arrival. So what is the purpose of this story?
RULZ has a son.
6'3", 350 lbs white guy carrying a Kangaroo Express big gulp cup under his arm, is in front of me (no offense Rulz). So this guy is the only person in front of me and after 10 minutes of talking to the cashier (lady with wild sex hair) I began to take notice of the convo. So he is asking her if he gets bacon how much is it and what does it weigh for two strips. He request the manager be asked before he proceeds. 15 minutes later he gets an answer of two ounces before cooking.
So then he goes on about the composition of mayo and the unhealthiness on the human body. Damn guy is 350lbs, ok. Enough is enough so I ask him to step aside so I can get my mayo smathered Double Whopper. Standing there waiting he starts asking questions about the fish sandwich. Wants to know what kind of fish it is and if it was from an ocean or farm. Next he's giving a lecture on genetic fish and the future of humanity if consumed. Me and another gentleman are looking at each other as this guy is still at the counter twenty five minutes after our arrival. So what is the purpose of this story?
RULZ has a son.
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