What table are you sitting at?

[Arthur2478]

 

[Grove Sh*tter]

I'll be laughing balls at table 5 with Sir Smoot.

 

[Grove Sh*tter]

The jokes about mullen's sneakers alone: worth the price of admission

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Table 3. Without question. Just hear Jack's takes one more time.

Cann: "Man, I really screwed that gig up."

Jack: "Young man, she was hotter than a depot stove, well deserving of gesticulations."

Will: "Wooooo!! I'd have split that thing in half, kept my job, and borrowed Jack's mic to tell bulldog nation how she was."

 

[benatmsu]

I think I'd want #3...

...could you imagine the things Jack would have to say about infidelity...

2nd might #8... that seems like a crew that would have some good stories.

 

[SirBarksalot]

5 or 8

 

[dawgman42]

Is there any question? Table 3 without a doubt. Oh, the stories . . .

 

[stateu1]

I'll be laughing balls at table 5 with Sir Smoot.

Table 10 has Chris Rock, see. Pretty entertaining.

 

[Drebin]

No doubt table 3 is the one. Smoking stogies and drinking scotch with Jack and Will while Cann tells us about his exploits? Maybe he'll have some photos on the old phone that he can share with us.

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

Table Six so I can thank Dr. Z for his tough love career advice.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

# 9. Not everyday you can eat with a mayor and a queen

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Yep. 3 no question. I'd kick Canni in the Jimmy as I sat down for putting strange over the team. Then we'd all laugh, drink, & smoke.

 

[JML105]

1 with a cooler of cold beer.

 

[Shamoan]

100% table 3. livin on the edge with that crew. # 5 is also quite strong.

 

[NWADawg]

I worked at Cheers for a couple years and cleaned up around one of those gentlemen a few times while he "rested" on a bar stool.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

I got some questions

**Why in the HELL is LT not in this group anywhere?**
Ally McKeen?
Babe McCarthy?
Doc Fogelsong? MSU Athletics would still be wandering in the wilderness like the children of Israel had he not run off LT.
Shouldn't Cannizarro be at the same table with Richard Williams?


I am sitting at #6 because I have always wanted to know what Dontae at the NBA combine that took him off several teams draft board

 

[Mjoelner]

Easily #3. Hear Jack's stories, talk ball with Will and be Cann's 'wingman'.

After 3, I'd go #2. Lots of MSU wins there along with great stories and a party animal.

Third: #1 if I didn't have to buy Gerald's beer all night, #5 if I did.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Start at 8. Pick up some good insider info then slide over to 9 to see if I could score some free tickets from Joe and then hobnob the other tables during the event.

 

[Shmuley]

/slides chair up to 3

 

[Allday.sixpack]

I’ve played golf with a couple of guys at table 8 on seperate occasions... Papelbon is one of a kind.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Either tables 1 or 6 if only because I was a student in classes taught by Gerald and Dr. Zach.

 

[Junction John]

3 is the answer, but don't sleep on Table 4... Bond and the Kang? Bound to be some good convo there.

 

[SouthOfI10]

#3 no question....

 

[Rebeldude]

4. John Bond, The Kang, and Raffy. Then we'd slide over and pickup Smoot and Cann and head to the Pony.

 

[Southern Law Dawg]

Pardon me for being younger, but who are the two at the table with Dak?

And the two with Buck?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Took me a bit

one of those guys is Dudy Noble. You guess which one.

Not sure about the other.

 

[paindonthurt_]

She ain’t that hot. Not to lose what he lost.

 

[Faustdog]

Table 7 seems like a really underrated table here.

 

[Mayor of Little London]

It’s 3. You could swap Will Clark for Mullen and it would still be 3. That is saying a lot. I love my grandparents but if you said Mayor, you can hear your grandfathers voice or Jack one more time and I’m hesitating. Not saying I would go with Jack but I would sure as hell think about it.

 

[Arthur2478]

Pardon me for being younger, but who are the two at the table with Dak?

And the two with Buck?

Dak, Dudy Noble & Johnie Cooks
Buck Showalter, Richard Williams & Dontae Jones

 

[Bucky Dog]

Table 4 no question!! There will be a lot of drinking and great stories right there with the KANG, JB and Raffy. Table 3 is second because no one can say it better than Jack, but Will would talk over him the entire time!

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Here's my stab at the guest list:

#1 IB, Shmuley (LOL), Dennis Johnson
2 Dak, Dudy Noble, Johnie Cooks
3 Will Clark, Andy Cannizaro, Jack Cristil
4 Raffy, The Kang, John Bond
5 Dan Mullen, Smoot, Eric Dampier
6 Dr. Z, Kent Hull, T. McCowan
7 Richard Williams, Buck Showalter, Dontae Jones
8 Vic Schaefer, Papelbon, Matt Wyatt
9 Coach Joe, Queen Victoria Vivians, Mayor Jake Magnum
10 Tom Goode?, Ron Polk, Wayne "Chris Rock" Madkin

 

[Maroon Eagle]

1– That’s Gerald (R.I.P.) — not Shmuley.

10 — That’s Bailey Howell— not Tom Goode (RIP)

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

ME - Thanks for the fill ins.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Table 8 for me.

 

[Arthur2478]

Here's my stab at the guest list:

#1 IB, Shmuley (LOL), Dennis Johnson
2 Dak, Dudy Noble, Johnie Cooks
3 Will Clark, Andy Cannizaro, Jack Cristil
4 Raffy, The Kang, John Bond
5 Dan Mullen, Smoot, Eric Dampier
6 Dr. Z, Kent Hull, T. McCowan
7 Richard Williams, Buck Showalter, Dontae Jones
8 Vic Schaefer, Papelbon, Matt Wyatt
9 Coach Joe, Queen Victoria Vivians, Mayor Jake Magnum
10 Tom Goode?, Ron Polk, Wayne "Chris Rock" Madkin

1. John Cohen, Gerald Berry (RIP), Eric Moulds
2. Dak Prescott, Dudy Noble, Johnie Cooks
3. Will Clark, Andy Canizaro, Jack Cristil
4. Rafael Palmeiro, John Bond, Jackie Sherrill
5. Dan Mullen, Erick Dampier, Fred Smoot
6. Donald Zackarious, Kent Hull, Teaira McCowan
7. Dontae Jones, Richard Williams, "Buck" Showalter
8. Vic Schaefer, Jon Paplebon, Matt Wyatt
9. Joe Moorhead, Jake Mangum, Victoria Vivians
10. Bailey Howell, Ron Polk, Wayne Madkin

 

[Crucifictorious]

Table 1 just so I can see Moulds whup Gerald's *** the moment he drunkenly said something racist like he always did.

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

4, 7, 2, then 1...order of preference

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

I have sat at a table with quite a few of these folks. Put a little kiddie table 11 with Jack Lazorko at it most of these folks would move over there and where I would go.

 

[thekimmer]

Its between #2 and #3. I think 3 because of jack of course but I'd also love to hear what the very outspoken clark would have to say to the weightlifter.

On another note, I spent 6 years at state in the 80s getting two degrees. I have been a fan since the early 70s. I never heard of gerald berry nor do I recall ever seeing him although I'm sure I did at some point.