Neither one of them had any *** at all. They both need to mix in a few bacon cheeseburgers if they're going to subject other people to seeing them naked. The one in the handcuffs looked like she just got liberated from some Cambodian jungle.
I love the female form as much as the next guy, but if they're dancing on the beach and trying to get money, they need to gtfo, especially if one of them is 85 pounds and covered from head to toe like a circus freak. I think if you go to somewhere like South Beach or the French Riviera, you should expect to run into nudity/thongs/etc. If you're posted up for your annual family vacation at the Grand Strand (and hell no I would never willingly take such a trip to MB specifically), you shouldn't have to worry about a couple of meth heads putting on a show.