What do you do in this situation?

[o_dawgnabit]

So I’m currently on a plane. The guy sitting right next to me has the ole miss spirit message boards pulled up on his iPad.

I’m trying so hard to hold back but I feel I have to say something. What’s yalls take?

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Act like you are an ole miss fan. Order a zima and get us the next talking points.

 

[57stratdawg]

“I like science fiction too”

 

[Xenomorph]

Ask him if he's traveling for the bowl game this year.

 

[HumpDawgy]

After he goes to the bathroom, push the drink cart against the door.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Read your copy of Flim Flam.

 

[Hump4Hoops]

If you have WiFi, start The Boneyard. Make sure the introduction is loud.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

1)Put some headphones on and crank up some Weird Al Yankovic. Perfect soundtrack for watching someone eat that junk up. Or-
2)For some interactive fun, ask him what Oxford is like.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"I really hope we give Coach Luke a chance. And I mean after the sanctions are completely over chance."

 

[Bulldogg31]

Kick him in the pink pants.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Tell him to switch to Rivals because Neal is "Not a Fan"

 

[Original48]

Ask him what he thinks the name of the new shark will be and that you hope its Jabberjaw.

 

[AlCoDog]

Introduce yourself as Pancy Yorter, line up some Splenda, roll up a dollar bill, and ask him if wants a bump.

 

[BossDawg78]

"Hey, man, I couldn't help but notice what you're looking at. Isn't that the team that does all that cheating and still can't win s#!t? The 'sharks', or something? Aren't they about to get cleaned out by the NCAA?"

 

[tatedog]

Ask him how long he hasn't been a fan of Ole Miss.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Fart. Fart a lot.

 

[wsjmsu75]

Fart. Fart a lot.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!!

 

[UnmutemeHadad]

I would have asked him if he was Lady Cici

 

[MarkDallas]

Act like you are an ole miss fan. Order a zima and get us the next talking points.

Be careful. They have their own set of Dales/mole cricket questions they use to weed out impostors. Bone up on ascots and red pants first. Wouldn't hurt to throw in some casual racism too.**