I just found out I passed the Principles and Practices of Engineering exam.
But can you dunk?
I just found out I passed the Principles and Practices of Engineering exam.
Congratulations! I hope you got a raise out of it, unlike me when I passed mine.
Also order a stamp that comes with the digital files where you can import them into cad drawings and PDFs.
I just found out I passed the Principles and Practices of Engineering exam.
Lol, I stamped a blank piece of paper and then scanned it, emailed it to myself, and screenshotted it and pasted it into Word.
Most impressive credentials behind/in front of your name in order in my book... This will go over like a turd in the punch bowl.
MD -- Can remove your spleen to save your life.
DDS -- Without you we all have dumpster breath and wooden snags.
DO -- Can cure your spleen with meditation and guana root extract.
PE --- Likely a master of some form of dynamics and makes the world go round.
CFA --- Can model 97 different scenarios of a financial asset's present value.
SGT, MAJ or higher --- Utmost respect for most for fighting the good fight, but pulled down on the list for a handful of idiots in their ranks.
CPA --- Really good at knowing/following rules, addition/subtraction, and watching paint dry.
PHD -- Those who can't do right?
PMP/CAPM -- You are not special. Everyone who works is a project manager in some form or fashion( special shout-out to PiMP certified individuals. Love what you do.)
SHRM-CP -- It's human resources. We don't care. Just get my damn deductions right on my paycheck and quit sending me snotty notes about how I need to complete my annual EEOC training.
Salesforce Certified Administrator - 17 you and that monstrosity of a digital rolodex that drains 30% of my productivity. 17 you.
MBA -- Don't put that **** at the end of your name, it's a sign you got it from a directional school in 2 semesters. Nobody who got a real one mentions it after age 30.
(Insert 50 gallons of human waste)
ESQ -- Your profession gets a bad rap because the majority of you are parasites that leach off of the rest of us. Seperate yourselves by not mentioning the word esquire in anything other than a professional letter... In fact use attorney at law or JD to let us know you are not a complete *******.
REP, SEN, -- Every politician. (Many likely used ESQ prior to seeking polical office.)
Isn’t it required to have a stamp to maintain your license. I’m pretty sure that was in the requirements package when I passed.
Most impressive credentials behind/in front of your name in order in my book... This will go over like a turd in the punch bowl.
MD -- Can remove your spleen to save your life.
DDS -- Without you we all have dumpster breath and wooden snags.
DO -- Can cure your spleen with meditation and guana root extract.
PE --- Likely a master of some form of dynamics and makes the world go round.
CFA --- Can model 97 different scenarios of a financial asset's present value.
SGT, MAJ or higher --- Utmost respect for most for fighting the good fight, but pulled down on the list for a handful of idiots in their ranks.
CPA --- Really good at knowing/following rules, addition/subtraction, and watching paint dry.
PHD -- Those who can't do right?
PMP/CAPM -- You are not special. Everyone who works is a project manager in some form or fashion( special shout-out to PiMP certified individuals. Love what you do.)
SHRM-CP -- It's human resources. We don't care. Just get my damn deductions right on my paycheck and quit sending me snotty notes about how I need to complete my annual EEOC training.
Salesforce Certified Administrator - 17 you and that monstrosity of a digital rolodex that drains 30% of my productivity. 17 you.
MBA -- Don't put that **** at the end of your name, it's a sign you got it from a directional school in 2 semesters. Nobody who got a real one mentions it after age 30.
(Insert 50 gallons of human waste)
ESQ -- Your profession gets a bad rap because the majority of you are parasites that leach off of the rest of us. Seperate yourselves by not mentioning the word esquire in anything other than a professional letter... In fact use attorney at law or JD to let us know you are not a complete *******.
REP, SEN, -- Every politician. (Many likely used ESQ prior to seeking polical office.)
DDS is too high and PhD is too low, but all in all not a bad list.
Can you imagine a world where seeing this is an everyday occurrence?
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DDS may actually deserve to be number one Dorn... But we all understand you may be biased by you desire to get a gummy from contestant #4 in the slideshow below.****
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