Who is hyped the worse The Weather Channel or Cleveland County football. Stephanie Abrams reminds me of my first alcoholic ex-wife from Boiling Springs who would stand in the front yard and screech nighttime vodka and crushed expired pain med fueled rants complete with imagined names and predictions of Biblical style catastrophes with boils and locusts. Why does this 'Jethrine' Amazon warn us about impending doom, while glaring at the camera like an MSNBC host the day after Trump was elected, and shes standing in the weather shes warning us about. My ex-wifes mother aka Cuzzin' Dana\Donald said me and Bill Clinton could have skated if we would have said to the men of America, ''Can you blame me!''. The Weather Channel is about as accurate as a drunk teenager at a truck stop bathroom urinal and about as scientific as Wooly Worms. In fact my PTSD inspired Uncle Dub who collected the remains of beer cans into a two liter bottle could predict the weather with pinpoint accuracy because he lived outside and could see out of one eye. The Weather Channel makes me feel about as safe as a orphan boy at Catholic Priest convention.
Weather Channel Rant.....
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Evidently, they are some folks stranded on their roofs on the coast that thought it was fake news too.
Me and my kin quit setting on top of the house bout' two generations ago. Except for Uncle Clem on the Pigeon River near Canton. He said smelling the paper mill was better than huffing high test. He could walk down the hill right onto the roof which he called ruff. With all this Jerry Clower style weather reporting ifn' there was anybody that didnt need to heed and daylight found them setting beside the chimney well there is a law bout' marrying cuzzins. Hazel is still the Mac Daddy....
That mill put food on the table and a real ruff as you call it over a lot of peoples head.Pay is 65 to 80,000 .It keeps the tourists out too.
My Uncle Clud said what keeps the tourists out is Boojum. He was married at Locust Grove on the hill. He said that Tuscola woman was tuffer than a microwaved steak. We axed him why he married her and he said he was afraid not to. Anyway they lived up there so long that a family trait was one leg longer than the other. It made it easier to walk thru Maggie Valley.