We Are Fatter

[IndianaNittanyLion_rivals328484]

Bosan McCheese just committed to PSU. The 5' 10" 473 pound defensive tackle will plug the hole and will spill over to the other tackle spot as well. The native of Pie Town, New Mexico is only a one star recruit, but it is a large one star. He may need to put on some weight, but our weight training program is up to the task.

 

[LafayetteBear]

Happy April Fools Day!

 

[rudedude]

He signed right behind Yadsloof Lirpa, Hungarian kicker. Yads has made a 90yarder in the Goulash League.

 

[Warlerski]

Ohio State signed a recruit 4"10" 70 lbs. His biggest asset is no one notices him when he is running the ball.

 

[Phils rug]

Bosan McCheese just committed to PSU. The 5' 10" 473 pound defensive tackle will plug the hole and will spill over to the other tackle spot as well. The native of Pie Town, New Mexico is only a one star recruit, but it is a large one star. He may need to put on some weight, but our weight training program is up to the task.

How are his hands? Maybe those fat, sticky fingers will make him a solid wr.

 

[LB99]

This thread is what happens when a bad April Fool’s joke gets entangled in bad dad jokes.

 

[Pennstatel0]

Maybe fatter, but not even in top 10.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/slideshows/the-most-obese-states-in-america#:~:text=Thirty%2Dnine%20states%20with%20data%20available%20for%202023,hitting%20a%20threshold%20of%20at%20least%2040%25.