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Jjh7

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this the car they used to dispose kamala? or maybe they blew up the battery trying to jumpstart joebots. they've really had kamala tucked away on some julian assange type lockdown. imagine being just too embarrassing for this admin? i mean that...wow

and who's payin the tab on those co2 emissions? the country? the car manufacturer? the rental co? really hope they didn't waste a full tank of gas too we got an energy crisis!

this admin man...the number of things that just happen with them. oh the secret service had a rental vehicle??? just spontaneously combust? whatever, happens to everyone. but this wasn't even like 24 hours removed from nuclear energy...person is safest i suppose...being caught stealing luggage in quite the bizarre story. protip cueball...you're broad shouldered and appear to be one gigantic human being, you got a big shiny melon, and you walk around in dresses and heels....theft in broad daylight is not gonna be your strong suit.

sidenote i can't even imagine what goes on day to day with the keystone cops here. klain is kinda in charge but he too is batsht. apparently susan rice is basically the only moderately competent individual holding this thing together - so she spends her days playing whackamole with the blunders. tough jobs for that lady, last time she was in the wh she was the person hillary threw under the bus for benghazi, who then kicked it in reverse for good measure. now shes wrangling cats. didn't expect she'd survive public sacrifice last time and i wonder if she's wishing she hadn't now.
 
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GhostOfMatchesMalone

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This story is blowing my mind. The Secret Service DOES NOT USE RENTED VEHICLES!

Sheep, this is where you need to fight your programming and think for yourself. You KNOW this is true.

All Secret Service vehicles are HIGHLY customized for the protection of the President, his family and others. Bulletproof glass. Puncture-proof tires. Steel that can stop a missile.

I checked this out, the 2023 budget for armored vehicles that the SS requested is 9.3 Million.

Sheep, do you think the SS is going to entrust the safety of the President of the United States to an SUV they picked up at Hertz??????

You KNOW they aren't.

Logically, Hiden isn't the president. There's no way the SS would use rented vehicles, and even if you accept that they would.....that still raises the question of who was using the official SS vehicles?

If this story is completely legit, that means the SS is pointless That means the Secret Service is transporting the President of the United States and the Vice President and their families around in the same vehicles that one of you turned in an hour earlier.

Do you think that happens?
 

scotchtiger

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This story is blowing my mind. The Secret Service DOES NOT USE RENTED VEHICLES!

Sheep, this is where you need to fight your programming and think for yourself. You KNOW this is true.

All Secret Service vehicles are HIGHLY customized for the protection of the President, his family and others. Bulletproof glass. Puncture-proof tires. Steel that can stop a missile.

I checked this out, the 2023 budget for armored vehicles that the SS requested is 9.3 Million.

Sheep, do you think the SS is going to entrust the safety of the President of the United States to an SUV they picked up at Hertz??????

You KNOW they aren't.

Logically, Hiden isn't the president. There's no way the SS would use rented vehicles, and even if you accept that they would.....that still raises the question of who was using the official SS vehicles?

If this story is completely legit, that means the SS is pointless That means the Secret Service is transporting the President of the United States and the Vice President and their families around in the same vehicles that one of you turned in an hour earlier.

Do you think that happens?

I don't know why they burned, but your post is already off the rails on the conspiracy side. Of course they aren't picking up Joe Biden in a midsize Corolla or the upgraded Explorer after Jim from Buffalo drops it off at the counter. FFS man.

It just says the SS returned the cars. They could have been for SS members to drive around. Or for support staff or whatever. Nowhere does it indicate that those vehicles transported the President.

But yes, the logical conclusion of Hertz-gate is that the president is actually not the president.
 

GhostOfMatchesMalone

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I don't know why they burned, but your post is already off the rails on the conspiracy side. Of course they aren't picking up Joe Biden in a midsize Corolla or the upgraded Explorer after Jim from Buffalo drops it off at the counter. FFS man.

It just says the SS returned the cars. They could have been for SS members to drive around. Or for support staff or whatever. Nowhere does it indicate that those vehicles transported the President.

But yes, the logical conclusion of Hertz-gate is that the president is actually not the president.
So you think the logical conclusion is that the Secret Service is using rental cars?

Think about what that means.
 

GhostOfMatchesMalone

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What does it mean? That there aren't enough armored government vehicles on a small island to manage the logistics of everyone associated with Biden's security detail?
What is the purpose of the Secret Service? To protect the President, his family and other key members of US Government.

Right?

What happens if those people aren't protected?

So your logic is, instead of transporting the proper vehicles to be with the President and his family so that everyone was properly protected, the US Government decided to just fly Hiden there, then rent a few cars at the airport?

And you think *I* sound like a conspiracy nut? LOL

By your logic, the US Government either couldn't figure out how to get offical SS vehicles there, or they didn't think it was necessary.

Again, think about what that means.
 
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scotchtiger

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What is the purpose of the Secret Service? To protect the President, his family and other key members of US Government.

Right?

What happens if those people aren't protected?

So your logic is, instead of transporting the proper vehicles to be with the President and his family so that everyone was properly protected, the US Government decided to just fly Hiden there, then rent a few cars at the airport?

And you think *I* sound like a conspiracy nut? LOL

By your logic, the US Government either couldn't figure out how to get offical SS vehicles there, or they didn't think it was necessary.

Again, think about what that means.

Oh man. @nytigerfan you were right. I can’t stand the dems and their policies, but these conspiracy nuts are really troublesome company to keep.
 

dpic73

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Oh man. @nytigerfan you were right. I can’t stand the dems and their policies, but these conspiracy nuts are really troublesome company to keep.
No way these guys are real or even believe the things they say. They all joined at the same time on Friday, they all write the same way, slap each other's asses after every post and one mentioned he works in social media this morning. In my opinion, these are paid trolls. How else could they afford to bomb the board all day and night? Who's paying them is the question.

Oh yeah, they aren't Clemson fans either
 
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Oh man. @nytigerfan you were right. I can’t stand the dems and their policies, but these conspiracy nuts are really troublesome company to keep.
Dude forget any conspiracy theories, I'm just following your logic.

You see no problem with the Secret Service getting off a plane and going to the Hertz counter at the airport and renting a few vehicles and driving off with the president.

Like I said, think about what you are saying.

The Secret Service is there to PROTECT THE PRESIDENT AND KEY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.

If you are putting those people and the people they protect into a rented vehicle sitting in an airport garage, obviously that SEVERELY compromises the ability of the SS to protect the president and be protected themselves.

That's just logic, bro. Nothing to do with any conspiracy theory.

You guys gotta learn to use your brains.
 
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But yes, the logical conclusion of Hertz-gate is that the president is actually not the president.
We are watching a movie. :oops:

I don't expect you children to remember this but google is your friend.😂

 

PalmettoTiger1

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Dude forget any conspiracy theories, I'm just following your logic.

You see no problem with the Secret Service getting off a plane and going to the Hertz counter at the airport and renting a few vehicles and driving off with the president.

Like I said, think about what you are saying.

The Secret Service is there to PROTECT THE PRESIDENT AND KEY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS.

If you are putting those people and the people they protect into a rented vehicle sitting in an airport garage, obviously that SEVERELY compromises the ability of the SS to protect the president and be protected themselves.

That's just logic, bro. Nothing to do with any conspiracy theory.

You guys gotta learn to use your brains.


I heard the agents don’t get to keep the points

Biden makes them give all of them to him
 

iceheart08

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i think the lunatics are gone, but just to be clear, the secret service absolutely uses rental cars at every stop. there are literally dozens of support staff who travel with the president, along with the media who must be transported from air force one. in every instance they rent vans from rental companies to transport these people around.

as usual, these guys have absolutely no idea what they are talking about, use their "common sense" to come to a conclusion that has no basis in reality, then scream about it.
 
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This story is blowing my mind. The Secret Service DOES NOT USE RENTED VEHICLES!

Sheep, this is where you need to fight your programming and think for yourself. You KNOW this is true.

All Secret Service vehicles are HIGHLY customized for the protection of the President, his family and others. Bulletproof glass. Puncture-proof tires. Steel that can stop a missile.

I checked this out, the 2023 budget for armored vehicles that the SS requested is 9.3 Million.

Sheep, do you think the SS is going to entrust the safety of the President of the United States to an SUV they picked up at Hertz??????

You KNOW they aren't.

Logically, Hiden isn't the president. There's no way the SS would use rented vehicles, and even if you accept that they would.....that still raises the question of who was using the official SS vehicles?

If this story is completely legit, that means the SS is pointless That means the Secret Service is transporting the President of the United States and the Vice President and their families around in the same vehicles that one of you turned in an hour earlier.

Do you think that happens?
They’re saying the cars were just used for transport of agents and not any protectees. But even if true that’s still weird.

Check the video - it’s only these 5 cars. None of the other cars nearby caught fire. Super odd story.

 

iceheart08

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They’re saying the cars were just used for transport of agents and not any protectees. But even if true that’s still weird.

Check the video - it’s only these 5 cars. None of the other cars nearby caught fire. Super odd story.



It's not weird at all. It happens at every stop the secret service makes.

Those specific cars catching fire is strange, but not that they were used by the secret service.
 
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It's not weird at all. It happens at every stop the secret service makes.

Those specific cars catching fire is strange, but not that they were used by the secret service.
I’m not going to pretend I know what the SS does. I’d assume they have to move non-protectees when away from DC and it would be more efficient to rent cars.

The weird part is the 5 cars they rented all burned, no other cars caught fire, and it was all about 20 yards from the airport’s fuel storage.

It’s a strange story.
 
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iceheart08

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I’m not going to pretend I know what the SS does. I’d assume they have to move non-protectees when away from DC and it would be more efficient to rent cars.

The weird part is the 5 cars they rented all burned, no other cars caught fire, and it was all about 20 yards from the airport’s fuel storage.

It’s a strange story.

Strange, agreed. To be clear though, I'm not making assumptions. I've done advance work for the white house on multiple occasions and have even managed the transpo process on the ground. This is how this happens.