V Runza
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I had five sausage links, and ten tater tots covered with 4 eggs over-easy for breakfast. I had a disgusting slice of Casey's hamburger pizza for lunch (and damn it was good). But that doesn't mean I don't routinely enjoy salads, fruit and green vegetables. I eat probably 15 Runzas a year including one every home game. The hamburger in them is somewhat greasy. If they start offering a tasty veggie one, I might eat there more. A couple years ago they had a fairly righteous black bean Runza, but they phased it out because it was a low selling item. Mrs. HuskerWed who tends toward non-meat alternatives didn't like their bean Runza because it was loaded with hydrogenated oils.
You know how someone's gay. They can quote the movie hamilton and they buy vegetarian runzas.
Married to a veggie....not sure how the rest of them are but mine is sensational in the kitchen....they go above and beyond with tha flavor....and when we go out and she orders something that would normally have meat in it, she has them put it on the side so I end up with double meat!! #winning
Finally, a vegetarian runza for people that don't eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. -Jim Gaffigan, sort of
Both of those independently are clear signs of pervasive gayness. Together… well you covered that.