I thought it might be a pretty good time to update the list of narratives from our friends up North.
-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has COMMENDED Ole Miss on how professional we have been which will be taken into account.
-We are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve ROBERTSON has been CALLING Ole Miss RECRUITS and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will SUE STEVE (rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-WITCH HUNT
-LARRY TEMPLETON is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER UNTIL DRAFT NIGHT
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE scholarships OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN scholarships OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE ANY MORE
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (rue)
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NO BOWL BAN. No chance.
-NO SECOND NOA, fact.
-ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, Saban, Mullen, Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. BUT we have the goods (rue. the. day.)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (my fav)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY IS THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Sankey and Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS (rue)
-Rosebowl is a liar; a Black Bear COACH DID NOT MEET A RECRUIT WITH A BOOSTER after the 2nd NOA was delivered.
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017 (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated for an epic DEFAMATION CASE (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED. (rue)
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags thing
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-The NCAA has required Leo Lewis to attend the Ole Miss COI hearing.
-Leo Lewis missed his required deadline to be cross examined by Ole Miss representation, so allegations surrounding him will be thrown out.
-Dan Mullen fired Scott Sallach because the NCAA IS ON THEM! (rue)
-There is NOTHING in Freeze' PHONE RECORDS, Rosebowl is nuts.
-NO WAY we get a SECOND YEAR BOWL BAN
-Recruits are ALL IN. No decommits.
-BJORK IS SAFE and has 100% school SUPPORT!
-SELF IMPOSED SANCTIONS!!
-NONE of our players will TRANSFER.
-NCAA VIOLATED THE RULES, most of the case will be thrown out
-Steve Robertson is in SO MUCH TROUBLE; we're about to RUIN him!!
-Good news is coming! MOAB!! BOOM!!
-All of these allegations are from the Enforcement Staff; the COMMITTEE on Infractions will SEE THROUGH THE LIES!
-The tapes?
-You'll all rue the day... RUE!!!
-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has COMMENDED Ole Miss on how professional we have been which will be taken into account.
-We are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve ROBERTSON has been CALLING Ole Miss RECRUITS and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will SUE STEVE (rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-WITCH HUNT
-LARRY TEMPLETON is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER UNTIL DRAFT NIGHT
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE scholarships OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN scholarships OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE ANY MORE
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (rue)
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NO BOWL BAN. No chance.
-NO SECOND NOA, fact.
-ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, Saban, Mullen, Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. BUT we have the goods (rue. the. day.)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (my fav)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY IS THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Sankey and Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS (rue)
-Rosebowl is a liar; a Black Bear COACH DID NOT MEET A RECRUIT WITH A BOOSTER after the 2nd NOA was delivered.
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017 (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated for an epic DEFAMATION CASE (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED. (rue)
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags thing
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-The NCAA has required Leo Lewis to attend the Ole Miss COI hearing.
-Leo Lewis missed his required deadline to be cross examined by Ole Miss representation, so allegations surrounding him will be thrown out.
-Dan Mullen fired Scott Sallach because the NCAA IS ON THEM! (rue)
-There is NOTHING in Freeze' PHONE RECORDS, Rosebowl is nuts.
-NO WAY we get a SECOND YEAR BOWL BAN
-Recruits are ALL IN. No decommits.
-BJORK IS SAFE and has 100% school SUPPORT!
-SELF IMPOSED SANCTIONS!!
-NONE of our players will TRANSFER.
-NCAA VIOLATED THE RULES, most of the case will be thrown out
-Steve Robertson is in SO MUCH TROUBLE; we're about to RUIN him!!
-Good news is coming! MOAB!! BOOM!!
-All of these allegations are from the Enforcement Staff; the COMMITTEE on Infractions will SEE THROUGH THE LIES!
-The tapes?
-You'll all rue the day... RUE!!!