Update on Mr Platinum.....

[imissplatinumplus]

Hey Sixpack. This is Miss Platinum. For those that know us know that Mr Platinum had a minor out patient procedure on Wednesday. He is home resting and is fine. I have taken away all distractions including his phone and laptop. He plans to back in full swing next week. I just read where y’all missed HumpDay yesterday. Fyi, y’all crack me up. Sixpack is truly a great place. On that note here is a “humpselfie”. I took a few months back in Jamaica that Mr Platinum has begged me to let him post but I wouldn’t let him. But since he is on the mend and y’all are awesome. Hope u enjoy.
(just to note my boobs are not that big, amazing how when u squish those things just right they can look huge..)

Hail State! Hail State!

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[whosyourdawgy]

Glad he’s ok and dammit!

 

[gasdawg]

I nominate this for post of the year.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

I had trouble figuring out which was which for a min.

 

[Bigedawg]

This post is what dreams and legends are made of! Salute Ms Platinum and thank you for getting his nuts cut so that you never get Mom bod. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

[PineGroveBully]

[snickering] I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those narrow hips that girl couldn't have more than 6-7 children.

 

[msstatelp1]

I have an extremely hard time not thinking that he is the luckiest man alive.

 

[cowbell88]

Get well soon Platinum, and Mrs. Platinum damn girl! He really is a lucky man. Thanks for the update.

 

[Lucky Dawg]

I forgive you

for the Series.

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Do you squat?

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Do you squat?

Lunges for sure

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I nominate this for post of the year.

Shonuff! If it's not in the SixPack Remembers, there may be a riot on the page.

Thank yew M'am! Take care of your fella and feel free to drop by and share posts and selfies more often.

 

[Shamoan]

First of all, I'm a huge fan. Thank you for your service.

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

Ha good grief. I hope the lucky bastard gets well soon.

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

First of all, I'm a huge fan. Thank you for your service.

Man I just laughed so damn hard.

 

[PineGroveBully]

Come back when you can dunk**

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

First of all, I'm a huge fan. Thank you for your service.

LOL








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[Rezdog]

Is there a single sister Platinum? Asking for a friend.

 

[dickiedawg]

I notice she cropped out the elbows. Must be pointy**

 

[BKCBully]

I hate to be a Debbie downer but that's an instagram model named susygofficial.

 

[Rezdog]

I don’t want to believe you.

 

[ScrotieMcBoogerBalls]

I hate to be a Debbie downer but that's an instagram model named susygofficial.

Damn it! We have been hoodwinked!

 

[TBone.sixpack]

 

[dawgstudent]

So she is susygofficial? Got it.

 

[ShrubDog]

Undoubtfully he had a vasectomy.

 

[Shmuley]

And this is a bad thing how exactly?

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

Just did my own research... this is correct.

We need answers!!!

 

[Dawg1976]

No need to ruin our fantasy.

 

[kired]

So IMPP is married to an instagram model? That makes him even more awesome.

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

No need to ruin our fantasy.

Your fantasy is to stare at a picture of a SPS poster's wife's ***?

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

I hate to be a Debbie downer but that's an instagram model named susygofficial.

Nice 17ing catch. We’ve been duped.

 

[BKCBully]

Also the tats on the Ig model don't match any of the previous "miss platinum" posts.

 

[turkish]

This was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[MadDawg.sixpack]

It's like finding out Santa Claus isn't real all over again.....

 

[Dawgmatism]

Ms. Platinum, it appers this imposter, susygofficial, is passing off your posterior as her own. If true, I encourage you to take this assposter to court. I could represent you as a service to the board. This service, like yours and IMPP's, would be pro bono.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

It's like finding out Santa Claus isn't real all over again.....

I bet the tater tot recipes were fake, too. My faith in the internet is now gone.

 

[Junction John]

Very pro bono**

 

[fishwater99]

Come back when you can dunk**

She gets a pass...

 

[bulldognation]

FinsUpAP?

 

[dawgman42]

Is Mrs. IMPP really Analesa Presley?