Unofficial official Haiku thread

[stpaulcat]

No Haikuber thread
Championship week sleep in?
Sound haiku alarm!

 

[stpaulcat]

Per EvanstonCat,
Dey all belongs in da clinck.
Wildcats lock ‘em up!

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

Everyone favors
the Buckeyes. It's not scarlet
but Roses we see.

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

Underdogs we are
which is understandable
poop on the Buckeyes

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

If the Coach of the
Year leads us to victory?
A Merry Fitzmas!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

No Respect Tour starts!
Wrassler is very ticked!
Buckeyes feel the Wrath!

 

[stpaulcat]

Three of top four threads--
Haiku, moose and fairy tale
Us, superstitious?

 

[EvanstonCat]

Good versus evil
Epic battle for what's right
We must prevail now

 

[wicker]

Coach is a class act
Big Ten title is at stake
But OSU wins

 

[stpaulcat]

Wildcats are cookin’!
Mince pies of the buckeyes, and
tOFU of tOSU.

 

[sloopdog]

Uber is missing
Grappler can't count to seven
Points to Buckeye win

 

[Alvious]

Go U Northwestern!
Win win win win win win win!
Beat Ohio State!

 

[Noah121]

Uber is missing
Grappler can't count to seven
Points to Buckeye win

Resident math prof
also off the ball from stats prep
Will see game on Sat!

 

[SmellyCat]

Go U Northwestern!
Break right through that line. With the...
I hate the Buckeyes

 

[Noah121]

Why can't our fight song
Be more like haiku? Because
We're not in Japan

 

[ubercat]

Uber wakes at last
Sloop Dog throws down the gauntlet
Yeah, it's Indy time

 

[ubercat]

The Luke gonna rock
Purple peeps packed like sardines
Please arrive Oily

 

[BosCat]

Unofficial - huh?
Confusion - what's happening?
Simple - Rose Bowl Cats!

 

[ubercat]

"Points" to win, sloopdog?
Well, duh, yeah; everyone knows
Team needs points to win

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Blah,blah,blah,blah blah
Written words are overrated
Take action brethren!

 

[stpaulcat]

Lots of people say
Scarlet is the best color
Not so, says Purple!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Three of top four threads--
Haiku, moose and fairy tale
Us, superstitious?

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Uber ride now here
Followed by donor buses
NU traffic jams

 

[nobuck]

 

[StreamCat]

That's not a haiku.

 

[stpaulcat]

That's not a haiku.

This is what happens when you don't go to class.

 

[sloopdog]

"Points" to win, sloopdog?
Well, duh, yeah; everyone knows
Team needs points to win

Yo Uber, you good?
Not so fast my purple friend -
The Buckeyes win close.

 

[ubercat]

Wassup, Slooperdawg
No monsoons tomorrow, 'kay?
See you at The Luke

 

[sloopdog]

Little light on coin
College pups took all my loot
Sloop stays at doghouse

 

[sloopdog]

This is what happens when you don't go to class.

He did go to class
Doht, but he went with Wrassler
Laughs for all of us

 

[Catslash]

fat on wolverine
bucks surprised by cat fury
win smelling of roses

 

[DaCat]

Fitz coach of the year
Urban protects wife beater
No matter Cats win