*unconfirmed* Rick Pitino quotes

[dukephysics]

RP - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[dbav]

RP - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

...for more than 8 seconds.

 

[DukeDenver]

RP - "I did not inhale. I only inject. "

 

[PixelDevil]

Sticking with the presidential motif

RP - "Read my lips. No paid athletes!"

 

[Laettner]

"I am not a crook"

 

[SwatX1]

It wasn't me....Christian Laettner did it.

 

[SoCal_Dukie3]

Lance Thomas was a jewel broker, wasn't he?

 

[skysdad]

"I know the same thing hof coach roy williams knows". OFC

 

[timo0402]

...for more than 8 seconds.

Definitely chuckled at this one

 

[pisgah101]

"If you like your handler, you can keep him"

 

[timo0402]

"If you like your handler, you can keep him"

Also solid.

 

[Mac9192]

Secretary: Coach, someone's on the phone wanting to talk to Coach2?
Pitino: Uhhh, tell them I'll call them back, I mean they have the wrong #

 

[dbav]

"Pay for play" means something totally different when it comes to call girls.

 

[tcoyle34]

When Adidas sends it's people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing crime. They're bringing money, they're bringing recruits. And some, I assume, are good people

 

[dbav]

You look great in that tablecloth...

 

[dbav]

Of course my palms were greased, how do you think I get my hair to look like this?

 

[DukeDenver]

Of course my palms were greased, how do you think I get my hair to look like this?

That's not the only thing he lubes regularly.

 

[skysdad]

Just think if I had stayed at UK they could be the first program to get the death penalty twice. OFC

 

[SwatX1]

Just think if I had stayed at UK they could be the first program to get the death penalty twice. OFC

Think my like button is broke....it only lets me do it once