Ultimate dream for Saturday

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers_rivals]

If Texas Tech’s super powered offense can get past Oklahoma and WVU’s super Grier offense and Gibby's defense can beat Texas, my alma mater would be alone atop the Big 12 by midnight Saturday. Hell, in the unpredictable world of college football, why not?

We can dream, can’t we?

Willie Nelson taught me that pipe dreams can be groovy, man!

M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14
O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17
U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence
N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6
T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34
A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22
I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30
N ailed Baylor, 58-14
E liminate Texas from first place in Big 12
E rectile dysfunction TCU
R eam Oklahoma State
S laughter Oklahoma

 

[WVUALLEN]

So now you don't want WVU to make the playoffs. You have no idea what you're doing.

 

[Rootmaster]

Willie Nelson taught me that pipe dreams can be groovy, man

You do try so hard to be relevant and hip. It is painful to watch, but your attempts are what makes a dork a dork.