Uhhh.. Damn Deshea..

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,711
24,584
113
Party Like Rockstars

Pittsburgh police officers made a huge heroin bust at a home owned by former Steelers defensive back Deshea Townsend. Two men were arrested at the house, and police seized 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and a live chicken. Live chicken!
 

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,711
24,584
113
This comment is awesome:
Vice cops always skim. 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and a live chicken?

It was probably more like 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and 9 live chickens.

Fvcking cops....
 

JungRebel

Redshirt
Aug 23, 2012
2,606
0
0
DT laying the smack down.**

That'll knock him off his high horse.**

Harry Jones, junker driving DIAMORPHINE POWDER RANGER.**

[/HEROIN JOKES]
 
Last edited:

AFDawg

Senior
Apr 28, 2010
3,299
594
113
Deshea has an alibi. He was working out with tsunbearhunter.
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
12,710
332
83
I think the police statement said he had no relationship with the renters.

nm
 

Lettucexxxx

All-Conference
Oct 16, 2012
4,562
1,047
113
Soooo more importantly, what happens to the chicken now? Deli or deep fry?
 
Maroon and White

Latest

  1. 01 Rivals Basketball Recruiting Mississippi State, Maryland & UCF talking visits with 4-star forward K'Nard Callendar
  2. 02 Maroon and White Football "Fine line": Mississippi State HC Jeff Lebby speaks on managing health and preparation
  3. 03 Maroon and White Football Recruiting 2028 4-star RB Zaiden Jernigan talks Mississippi State visit
  4. 04 Maroon and White Football 2027 Mississippi State commit Julian "Juju" McDonald shuts down recruitment
  5. 05 Maroon and White Baseball "This is Home": 2028 OF Axton Westmoreland commits to Mississippi State