Uhhh.. Damn Deshea..

57stratdawg

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Pittsburgh police officers made a huge heroin bust at a home owned by former Steelers defensive back Deshea Townsend. Two men were arrested at the house, and police seized 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and a live chicken. Live chicken!
 

57stratdawg

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This comment is awesome:
Vice cops always skim. 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and a live chicken?

It was probably more like 1,500 bricks of heroin, 16 guns, $100,000 in cash, two luxury cars, jewelry, and 9 live chickens.

Fvcking cops....
 

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DT laying the smack down.**

That'll knock him off his high horse.**

Harry Jones, junker driving DIAMORPHINE POWDER RANGER.**

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AFDawg

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Deshea has an alibi. He was working out with tsunbearhunter.
 

coach66

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I think the police statement said he had no relationship with the renters.

nm
 

Lettucexxxx

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Soooo more importantly, what happens to the chicken now? Deli or deep fry?
 
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