This story is in dire need . . .

[dawgman42]

. . . of a "peeping SWAG"

He still got further around the bases than the cross-eyed couch crasher.

 

[Dogariffic]

Just a guy!
Wanting a photo with a girl!
Who likes to 17 a lot!
In front of cameras!
For money!
Nothing to see here. Let's keep moving along.