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jxndawg

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Use of "flagship"

Is just funny to me, because it violates a rule that basically everybody learns sometime around the 8th grade: if another guy tells you about how much money he has, or how many women he gets, it's a pretty good bet that he has neither.
 
00Dawg

00Dawg

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His inflection and pause software package needs some work. Kudos on the ability to fade "on ESPN" down to a whisper, though. TV rating smack does sound much more impressive when few people realize you limited it to one channel.
Definitely going to work "don't blink" into conversations with UM fans.
 
GhostOfJackie

GhostOfJackie

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I love these Finebaum rants

This is way better than the Bro Wallace one from a few weeks back. This guy they used looks just like Ross Bjork. Text "rebs to 69050 bwahahahahaha.....
 
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DamnGoodDawg

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We have to work out a hand gesture for them to totally accept it. Maybe the hands in front of the eyes, palms out with the thumbs at a 90 degree angle to the fingers
 
coach66

coach66

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The video would have been better if he had been wearing his belt

epic
 
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bulldogbaja

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This would be a lot less hypocritical if he didn't threaten a fan over twitter after a tough loss.
Also, if their most famous piece of tradition wasn't a verbless, profanity-laden tribute to alcohol.
Give me a break...
 
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Maroon Mommy 2

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Is Ole Miss expecting several suicides after last week's games? This 3-minute ad seems like a very unusual way to 'get them back to normal'. Will there be armed policemen in the stands for the Egg Bowl? What was this all about? Someone is assuming that the Rebs are suicidal?
 
CochiseCowbell

CochiseCowbell

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Things must have really gotten out of hand between the scrap-booking and yarn sections!

#HobbyLobby
 
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RocketDawg

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BluishHueDawg said:
Have I been living under a rock??when did they start with the grab assing and swaying back n forth in the stands?
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I've only seen ACC and Division II schools swaying and jumping up and down in unison. That's not the SEC way.
 
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HomeBoyDawg

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4th most important thing...

now that we've addressed the public intoxication important thing, take a step closer to that razor.
 
jakldawg

jakldawg

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I think he accidentally read the on-camera instructions out loud.

#don't_bjlink
 
IBleedMaroonDawg

IBleedMaroonDawg

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The only thing missing is, "Don't make us call your Mama!"

Doesn't he have a Twitter battle that he's late for?
 
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Boardtown Remy

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Precursor to remove State fans from EB

I will be there, I will be inebriated (but not disacefully so), and I will yell obscenities to portray my excitement (or disappointment). Hopefully we have the game won by the time my un-rebel behavior gets me booted.

I may even blink a few times.*
 
missouridawg

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The best part about this thread, is that it can now be confirmed that

the night crew, morning crew, and afternoon crew have given up. We'll see how the early evening crew does.

#FinsUp
 
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Hanmudog

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As a State fan, I of course have always mocked and made fun of OM fans, mostly in jest. But damn, I am really starting to believe that most of them are not stable and have some serious issues that need addressing.
I just can't imagine any other fan base reacting the way they have over the last couple weeks.
 
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KurtRambis4

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The "text this # if trouble is seen" sure

worked out well last time****

Over/Under on texts sent this Saturday by non-rebs: 2805
 
MeridianDog

MeridianDog

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Shamoan said:
lol....yep, moral victory time. this bjork cat is growing on me....and by growing on me, i mean, making me laugh.
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He's growing on me too - like a fungus. I need to stop and get some anti-Bjork, Borguex or whatever his name is. Wonder if CVS has anything on the shelf?
 
EleanorVThornton

EleanorVThornton

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Thank god I was drinking a gin & tonic through that, otherwise punitive damages for my time might be warranted. Lol
 
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amcdan2000

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As bad as when they posted the cheerleaders instructing them how to cheer, sing the fight song and beg them to leave the grove to come to actual game.
 
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