This guy....

[Nuts McClanahan]

"There's nothing really good you can say about this game other than it's over."
"We wore our Surrender Whites."

 

[Nuts McClanahan]

And who can forget four years ago... "Are we in an abusive relationship?"
"My wife texted me and asked, "What's your plan?". "Honestly, my plan is to walk in front of a ******* bus."

 

[Neb79]

I told my wife. I can’t believe I fell for it again! I drank until I passed out, woke up at 4am and repeated it. I now feel like *** microwaved.