+*!* the SEC. +*!* Me. At the same time.

[formerpolkie]

Here's my take on my beloved cowbell. The SEC can kiss my ***. I hope all of the SEC teams lose every damn nonconference game they ever play for the rest of recorded time. And I want the SEC to win national championships and participate in ten bowl games a year so we can continue to suck the teat. Yeah, I want two things that can't mutually exist. Doesn't mean I can't want it. I want Mike Slive to kiss my *** but to make the check out to Mississippi State @$*@*+* University. I want the rest of you sumbitches to quit ringing your cowbell when our candy *** SEC opponent has the ball. Because if the rest of you quit, then I can ring the hell out of mine. One cowbellwouldn't matter and I want that one to be me. I want Chris Hughes to go helment to skull with those 11 ADs and Templeton too for old times sake. I want my damn cake and eat it too. Ring responsibly so I don't have to. BTW, any @$*@*+* comparison to the cowbell **** and the Bears' **** is invalid. No one imposed removing their stuff. They decided to @!$# themselves. Yeah, I know that we are @$*@*+* ourselves by not following the rules. Ring responsibly dammit so I don't have to. Thanks for listening.