The Onion: NFL Preview

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=1

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</div><div><h2 style="zoom: 1; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: georgia, times, serif; line-height: 16px; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Cleveland Browns</h2><p style="zoom: 1; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 22px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px helvetica, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; ">

</p><ul style="zoom: 1; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; ">[*]Strength: N/A[*]Weakness: Okay, where to begin? Let's see, Jake Delhomme is their starting quarterback. Bobby Engram, their 37-year-old starting wide receiver, caught 5 passes last year. Running back Jamal Lewis was cut in the off-season. Man, this is fun and easy! What else? Okay! They're in a constant state of rebuilding and have no team identity, the future of the franchise is Colt McCoy, and their biggest asset is team president and non-football-player Mike Holmgren[*]Strength: Oh, just thought of one: dog faces[*]Player to Watch: To see Colt McCoy become a starter too early, get extremely flustered, and have a terrible rookie season could be quite delightful[*]Biggest Question: How soon will fans bust out the paper ba[/list]</div>