My predictions for the rest of the Kabuki-NFL season:
-Denver stomps Indianapolis- Colorado is a Democrat state, with legal Marijuana, while Indiana leans Republican. To appease Obama and the Democrats, the NFL-WWE has mandated that Denver wins this one in a romp. 34-10
NFC Championship game- Green Bay vs. Seattle: Wisconsin has traditionally been a leftist-liberal State, but with Scott Walker successfully fending off two challenges in three years, they're now considered a Purple-Republican State. On the other hand, Seattle is in Washington, which is in one of the most liberal States in the Union. The NFL-WWE mandates that Seattle wins this one going away lest the Obama Administration begin more investigations into Concussions. 38-21
AFC Championship Game- Patriots vs. Broncos. This one isn't as hard as one might think. Colorado is a HUGE pro-420 State, but Massachusetts is the cradle of left-wing, flag-burning, twinkle-toed, rubber-backed, bulldyke-fearing, limp-wristed Regressivism in America. Patriots win comfortably 31-17.
Super (kabuki) Bowl- Seattle vs. Pyongyang On The Charles: The NFL is seriously afraid of Congress and the White House investigating issues like Concussions, the Draft, Free Agent Rules, and forcing players to wear their socks above knee. The best way to do that is to have the team from the State that has the most Politicians who could bring them down win the Super Bowl. To appease them, the NFL will mandate that Tom Brady win his 3rd Super Bowl and the Patriots win it all 24-14.