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Dr. H Lecter

Heisman
Apr 5, 2007
15,281
30,192
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Never heard of Brian Bowan before?!?!?! I don't even follow recruiting that closely and had seen him playing at LaLu on ESPN and wondered why the recruitment of him was so bizarre. Rick takes him and nobody on his staff says that they need to check a bit deeper into him. Pitino is a sociopath.
 
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akaukswoosh

Hall of Famer
Jan 14, 2006
81,847
125,805
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For recruiting,” Pitino explained. “My longest conversations with Gatto have been about the Yeezys, which he could never get for me.”
Lolololololololololololol.
 

UKUGA

Heisman
Jan 26, 2007
18,505
26,810
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When he wants solitude, Pitino takes his boat, The Floating Cardinal — “I know, I’m going to change the name,” he said — on a short trek over to Shuckers, a dockside bar attached to the back of a Best Western where the locals tend to leave him be as he sits at the bar, orders a salad and watches a game.


Apparently, the locals don't need Rick to pay for their health insurance.
 
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Wall Knight Teague

All-American
Apr 22, 2010
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When he wants solitude, Pitino takes his boat, The Floating Cardinal — “I know, I’m going to change the name,” he said — on a short trek over to Shuckers, a dockside bar attached to the back of a Best Western where the locals tend to leave him be as he sits at the bar, orders a salad and watches a game.


Apparently, the locals don't need Rick to pay for their health insurance.
Some Florida resident UK fan needs to heckle Pitino at Shuckers and put it on YouTube.

The Floating Katrina. LOL, great boat name, Rick.
 

ok-cats-computer

All-Conference
Oct 5, 2005
5,654
3,677
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Never seen a guy that will absolutely fail to take any responsibility for mistakes the way Pitino does. With all of the whores, corruption, and cheating that went on under his leadership, you would think he could at least admit some error. The basketball dorm turned into a teenage brothel to manipulate kids with sex, but Pitino will tell you he is the real victim. That guy really might be a psychopath.
 

Anon1636470744

All-Conference
Jun 26, 2010
2,484
1,486
113
It may be a while BKO.
Pitino is likely going to end up with an NCAA show cause. It could be 4 or 5 years and he would be 70 years old.
 

Bkocats

Heisman
Jan 2, 2011
80,908
70,033
67
It may be a while BKO.
Pitino is likely going to end up with an NCAA show cause. It could be 4 or 5 years and he would be 70 years old.
All depends on if the NCAA wants to pursue that
He’s been fired by the school: they might decide that’s enough
 

BoneToPick

All-Conference
Aug 12, 2011
1,374
1,656
113
Like the dig he gets in about not recruiting OADs. Oh, you recruited them, Rick, they just weren’t interested.

At the heart of this thing is none other than John Vincent Calipari. He altered the landscape and forced those who decided to stay - Pitino, K - to change their philosophies or head to the league (Donovan).
 

uky8unc5

Heisman
May 22, 2002
17,428
12,931
113
Like the dig he gets in about not recruiting OADs. Oh, you recruited them, Rick, they just weren’t interested.

At the heart of this thing is none other than John Vincent Calipari. He altered the landscape and forced those who decided to stay - Pitino, K - to change their philosophies or head to the league (Donovan).
Not certain I would include BillyD, but you absolutely nailed Rick.
 
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Cat78Scot

All-Conference
Mar 22, 2004
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1,854
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Like the dig he gets in about not recruiting OADs. Oh, you recruited them, Rick, they just weren’t interested.

At the heart of this thing is none other than John Vincent Calipari. He altered the landscape and forced those who decided to stay - Pitino, K - to change their philosophies or head to the league (Donovan).

Or to start cheating
 
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Kats23

All-American
Nov 21, 2007
8,683
5,913
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Never heard of Brian Bowan before?!?!?! I don't even follow recruiting that closely and had seen him playing at LaLu on ESPN and wondered why the recruitment of him was so bizarre. Rick takes him and nobody on his staff says that they need to check a bit deeper into him. Pitino is a sociopath.

And let's play devil's advocate for a moment, and say Rick didn't know of the payments to bring this kid to UofL. So a 5 star kid just shows up on your doorstep that you've never recruited and you just go "Must be my lucky day." You don't know if he fits in your system, what his character is, what type of player he is but you just sign him.

Yeah sure.
 

JimBR_rivals319758

All-Conference
May 28, 2003
3,204
1,717
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Someone desperate will probably hire Pitino when the dust clears.
Think Pittsburg is about there? Stallings is near the bottom of the barrel and they are coming off a zero win conference season plus the whole team has asked for a release.
 

KYCAT78

All-American
May 24, 2006
7,858
6,073
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They have you on tape you dickhead. Your days off coaching basketball are over. Nobody is going to hire a adulterer, a Coach who provides strippers and prostitutes to minors and a Coach that pays players. You have too much baggage you sociopath.
 

Himmels

All-Conference
May 4, 2007
2,196
1,413
83
When he wants solitude, Pitino takes his boat, The Floating Cardinal — “I know, I’m going to change the name,” he said — on a short trek over to Shuckers, a dockside bar attached to the back of a Best Western where the locals tend to leave him be as he sits at the bar, orders a salad and watches a game.


Apparently, the locals don't need Rick to pay for their health insurance.
The locals are afraid they'll catch an STD if they get too close.
 

Himmels

All-Conference
May 4, 2007
2,196
1,413
83
Who would hire him? His hall of fame coach aura and reputation has switched to a cheating (multiple times), adulterer who supposedly paid for an abortion.
 

moose78

Redshirt
Jan 31, 2004
87
39
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For recruiting,” Pitino explained. “My longest conversations with Gatto have been about the Yeezys, which he could never get for me.”
Lolololololololololololol.
Find this absolutely hilarious....my son has Yeezys and we sure didn't need to call Gatto to get them. I'm sure if he really wanted Yeezys he would have gotten a pair!!!
 
Nov 15, 2008
38,645
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No bones about it...

 

Macys Socks

All-Conference
Nov 29, 2009
4,455
2,534
113
When he wants solitude, Pitino takes his boat, The Floating Cardinal — “I know, I’m going to change the name,” he said — on a short trek over to Shuckers, a dockside bar attached to the back of a Best Western where the locals tend to leave him be as he sits at the bar, orders a salad and watches a game.


Apparently, the locals don't need Rick to pay for their health insurance.

The egomaniac thinks he is a modern day Hemingway lol. He needs to take his millions and enjoy life while devouring a piece of humble pie.
 

wentzel25

Senior
Feb 13, 2006
3,896
560
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They have you on tape you dickhead. Your days off coaching basketball are over. Nobody is going to hire a adulterer, a Coach who provides strippers and prostitutes to minors and a Coach that pays players. You have too much baggage you sociopath.
Thought the same about Petrino, but here we are.
 

BlueElvis

All-Conference
Nov 30, 2016
1,237
1,675
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