tHB awards?

SuperBigFan

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nominations?
Nice try...then my wife logs in with her account that she made me make for her so that she can check up on what I post and sees I talked **** about ***** dudes that can't take a joke about some girls and next thing you know I am in the dog house.

not falling for it!
 

RBigredMax

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I’ve won awards before. And I still have a few ‘Beav seal off approvals’ stashed up in the attic somewhere. Big woop.
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Jaemekon

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i can tell i have a bunch of catching up to do with this forum. i don't know much about most of y'all.

I'll build profiles for those i deem worthy over the next couple of months.
 

TampaBaySkers

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My recommendations:

- most likely to bang a fatty
- most likely to beat up a Hawkeye fan
- Husker fan of the year (I nominate HBK)
- Wokest poster of the year
- Troll of the year
- OT poster of the year
- OT hater of the year ( I nominate Scarlet)
 

Jaemekon

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My recommendations:

- most likely to bang a fatty
- most likely to beat up a Hawkeye fan
- Husker fan of the year (I nominate HBK)
- Wokest poster of the year
- Troll of the year
- OT poster of the year
- OT hater of the year ( I nominate Scarlet)

excellent recommendations!

noted.
 

SuperBigFan

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Isn't that part of your mom's family discount? Or does she charge you regular price?

Sorry, couldn't resist when someone throws up a softball like that.
Remember getting HJ's and how bad the girl was at giving them?

Then you meet a girl that is good at them, maybe like an ex softball player or former arm wrestler, and it is game changing.

I swear I faked orgasms a few times while getting an HJ because it was so bad.
 
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Remember getting HJ's and how bad the girl was at giving them?

Then you meet a girl that is good at them, maybe like an ex softball player or former arm wrestler, and it is game changing.

I swear I faked orgasms a few times while getting an HJ because it was so bad.

Th old adage probably still rings true: “If you want it done right, just do it yourself.”
 
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Remember getting HJ's and how bad the girl was at giving them?

Then you meet a girl that is good at them, maybe like an ex softball player or former arm wrestler, and it is game changing.

I swear I faked orgasms a few times while getting an HJ because it was so bad.
How do you fake on a handy? Do you shoot dust?