Thanks for Cal!!
- Thread starter The Real Superfan
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If he doesnāt work out as coach he can slide right into the mascot job. 
You say that now, what til you see those moobs after the first shirt tear off.
He only has about 5 years left and he has failed with way better players than the one's you guys will be getting.
Thanks for saving us 33 million in buyout bucks, unless Cal magically becomes competent again you only have mediocre seasons and embarrassing postseason losses to look forward to.
We can't thank you all enough for wasting millions on a washed-up coach in CCC. Get ready to make the NIT with the most talent in all of College Basketball lol Maybe you can hang #1 recruiting class banners next to that lone National Title one you all got. Arkansas ran off Muss for another coach that underachieves with loaded rosters. How ironic!
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You're welcome. You're definitely going to get a championship.
You're going to love this slightly used model with retreads. Can we interest you in a lifetime contract...errr, warranty?
Be sure to invest in a good pair of boots for went it gets deep in **** after his snake oil spiel runs dry convincing you all that Arkansas is the gold standard. Will have to shovel yourselves out.
Now you guys can look forward to:
1. Never playing in Maui or ANY other holiday tournament
2. YOU get to spend 3 thousand dollars to go to the SEC tournament and come home after the first game
3. Rarely having a good out of conference game at home. Your new coach prefers to play those at neutral sites.
4. Have numerous head scratching losses to mid majors ( and worse ) at home in Nov, and Dec, all at home,while your coach tells you " We are young"
5 And finally ( for the sake of brevity) have the highest rate of injury in the conference,often leaving players on the bench for weeks. When you inquire an update your coach will say " I haven't seen him"
You should be pumped buddy