Here at MSU, we throw bottles on the court, bash fans' heads in with cowbells and administer brutal verbal harassment toward opposing players via text message.
Listen, we aren't bad people. Hospitality state?
I know a common pattern of behavior when I see one. I know what civil unrest looks like. Clearly, we're all just calling out for how things used to be: victories by any means possible.
It's time Jackie. It's time for The Return of the Kang.
We will win a national championship in every sport and go on probation for 30 years.
And we will all be completely OK with that.