Went over the Io_a board to see how their QBs aren't doing and ran across the thread on this guy.
Of course he reached out to Io_a when he went into the portal, but Honest Abe KKK said, "Nay, begone demon tight end. Thou art an offensive lineman of some sort. Hie thee away, you and your four stars! Scat! Avant! Scoot! My PeeBirds need thee not, foul offspring of Satan. We are too pure for thee!"
Or summin like that.