Tank blowing off gas

Walter Brennaneer

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Ms Abrams fresh off her loss in GA governor's race caught farting exiting a breakfast buffet in Atlanta.

According to manager, Ms Abrams made 11 trips to the food trough to overfill her plate before departing with a smile.

Ole girl can eat.
 

Walter Brennaneer

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Tank is whining election wasn't fair. Fair, how many millions did George sores on his *** and Hollywood elites provide that eating food monster?

She needs to go indulge in a dump truck load of Twinkies and thank the retards that voted for her.
 

atlkvb

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Ms Abrams fresh off her loss in GA governor's race caught farting exiting a breakfast buffet in Atlanta.

According to manager, Ms Abrams made 11 trips to the food trough to overfill her plate before departing with a smile.

Ole girl can eat.

When word gets out she's coming in for a feeding, extra staff and provisions are immediately brought in. No one's ever run out food Thank God, but some have come dangerously close before Stacy backed off of eating 'em out for the day!

No one takes any chances with her anymore... now it's either stock up or shut down! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
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atlkvb

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Tank is whining election wasn't fair. Fair, how many millions did George sores on his *** and Hollywood elites provide that eating food monster?

She needs to go indulge in a dump truck load of Twinkies and thank the retards that voted for her.

Stracy wants all first Tuesdays of each month (in honor of election day) to be designated as all-you-can-vote-or-eat-Tuesdays) You are eligible if you simply show up at any State designated feeding trough and claim you were "disenfranchised" from voting for Stacy. The meal is then on the house to make up for yours and her loss. Stacy may even join you, but she is NOT guaranteeing you will get all-you-can-eat before she's had her fill.

They may have mis-counted her votes, but she doesn't mis-count any calories. If it's edible, Stacy eats it, and it counts (or, uh shows?)o_O
 

Airport

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Stracy wants all first Tuesdays of each month (in honor of election day) to be designated as all-you-can-vote-or-eat-Tuesdays) You are eligible if you simply show up at any State designated feeding trough and claim you were "disenfranchised" from voting for Stacy. The meal is then on the house to make up for yours and her loss. Stacy may even join you, but she is NOT guaranteeing you will get all-you-can-eat before she's had her fill.

They may have mis-counted her votes, but she doesn't mis-count any calories. If it's edible, Stacy eats it, and it counts (or, uh shows?)o_O


She'd kill it in this old sNL skit. Troff and Brew
 
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Walter Brennaneer

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Can you imagine her having a birthday party for you kids and their friends at Chuck E. Cheese's?

Ole girl would eat the place out of business for $15. I'd love to see ole Tank go up against Joey "Jaws" Chestnut this coming 4th of July devouring hot dogs.
 

Walter Brennaneer

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Tank going to destroy a bird and ham this Thursday. Sweet potatoes will be flowing from her ears later in the evening.

She's going to get down and get dirty at the table.

Enjoy Tank.
 

atlkvb

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Tank going to destroy a bird and ham this Thursday. Sweet potatoes will be flowing from her ears later in the evening.

She's going to get down and get dirty at the table.

Enjoy Tank.

A 20 lb deep fried bird is no match for her:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: