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People have their genres of drivers they like to loathe. Mine is Subaru drivers 95% of the time. Universally tend to F it up down this way.
Anyone with a handicap sticker. It somehow automatically makes them horrendous drivers.
Iowa plates combined with a handicap sticker makes them the equivalent of an 80 year old Asian.
Iowa plates combined with a handicap sticker makes them the equivalent of an 80 year old Asian.
Literally ANY pickup BUT only when the weather is HORRIBLE.
Then they have to ride your ***, cut you off, slow down, ride your *** again.
Toyota Prius every time. But I’ve become a more patient driver so I don’t fall into fits of rage anymore.
Also … Subaru’s tend to have a certain demographic of drivers who are universally bad at driving.
Also … Subaru’s tend to have a certain demographic of drivers who are universally bad at driving.
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung
Well hung
Fairly accurate stereotype. A dude I know has a subaru and joked about it being the official whip of lesbians. Never made that connection but the lesbians that live in the house across the street from me have one so it checks, lol.
Hilarious that I have my own stalker! Has it been a rough weekend for you?Unless they back into the stall, then it doesn’t matter what they drive, they are fleek, amiright @mgbreeze?
Know a guy that got a Subaru for a great deal. Believe they make a bumper sticker he's joked about getting.
NOT A LESBIAN
Lol
If all vegans and lezbo's dropped dead tomorrow, Subaru would be bankrupt by Friday.
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This one really grinds my gears! Like bro/lady, YOU are handicapable, not your car. Get a move on it!
What’s worse than two lesbians running with scissors?
Two lesbians scissoring with the runs
Two lesbians scissoring with the runs
I used to think Audi drivers were the most obnoxious, self-important a-holes on the road.
Then Tesla came along.
Then Tesla came along.
Jeep drivers with 30 ducks on their dash
Subaru. By a mile.
That cOeXIsT sticker on there always seems to take it up a couple notches as well, for whatever reason.
That cOeXIsT sticker on there always seems to take it up a couple notches as well, for whatever reason.
1. Pickup Trucks with a lift kit, no scratches on the bed and 26" rims and a fake set of balls hanging from the tailgate - Reason = They literally bought the vehicle, because they flamboyantly want to show off their narcissistic douchbaggery and got their money from a trust fund.
2. Old 1980's Mustang 5.0's that are 2 door Sedans with a trunk and have a nice rust job going on them. Yet these nut jobs that drive these things still think it is cool because it is fast... ?
3. Chevy Suburban or any SUV that is too big to fit in a standard garage. These vehicles are not necessary and people only buy them to show off. Most folks don't need seats for 7 and even if you did there are plenty of SUV's that have 3 rows of comfortable seating that get more than 12 miles per gallon in gas and can fit in your garage.
4. Old 1980's Cutlass Supremes that have 25" rims and a speaker system rattling the trunk... I would go as far as saying it is not just 1980's CS that do this, but when your rims are worth more than your vehicle something isn't right.
5. Tesla's and all full on electric vehicles. While I understand concept of electric vehicles and think it has potential to be a good idea, owning one now is 100% show and non-functional in it's current state outside of California.
2. Old 1980's Mustang 5.0's that are 2 door Sedans with a trunk and have a nice rust job going on them. Yet these nut jobs that drive these things still think it is cool because it is fast... ?
3. Chevy Suburban or any SUV that is too big to fit in a standard garage. These vehicles are not necessary and people only buy them to show off. Most folks don't need seats for 7 and even if you did there are plenty of SUV's that have 3 rows of comfortable seating that get more than 12 miles per gallon in gas and can fit in your garage.
4. Old 1980's Cutlass Supremes that have 25" rims and a speaker system rattling the trunk... I would go as far as saying it is not just 1980's CS that do this, but when your rims are worth more than your vehicle something isn't right.
5. Tesla's and all full on electric vehicles. While I understand concept of electric vehicles and think it has potential to be a good idea, owning one now is 100% show and non-functional in it's current state outside of California.
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Living in Colorado, I'm pretty sure 90% of the vehicles on the road are Subarus, lifted pickups and Tesla's. No wonder driving here is so bad.
I had an Audi, and if I am being honest it drove better than any other car I have had until my current one... Honda Accord Touring Hybrid - HIGHLY RECOMMEND this vehicle.
However, I will never own another Audi again, because they are built so dumb. The damn battery is in the trunk and replacing the brakes... not brakes and rotors... brakes cost me $1800 back in 2017.
The best thing about Audi is its easy to find the right parts when you go to the auto parts store. You don't even need a part number, just find the most expensive one and that's going to be the part that fits your Audi.
On a more serious note I have seen quite a few guys driving those sportier Subaru Crosstreks. If it’s an Outback or Forster definitely a lesbo.
Burbans are awesome. I drive a truck so no need for a big SUV, but absolutely loved it when we had one as an extra vehicle for trips. Road trips were so fun with the DVD player and a car full of kids and dogs.
I used to own a Wrangler (I am sure somehow that makes me subhuman and retarded) but the duck thing was not a thing back then. We did the "Jeep Wave" of course.
I know people say Wranglers are horrible but I never had one issue with mine...except for the back window getting sliced open the same night I ****** a girl who just broke up with her soon to be hubby.
I am sure it was totally just a coincidence though.
FIFY. It's a solid stereotype, which means Matt would look right at home in one.
If you owed an R8 you'd be cool, A8 is still just a sedan
Had a guy with this description, his Ford Expedition was so beat up from previous accidents that hanging parts were merging into my lane, guy was in about the same shape as his truck, barely functioning but driving
You don't realize how accurate that statement is... from owners of the R8.If you owed an R8 you'd be cool, A8 is still just a sedan