SPS Magazine Volume 2 Issue 3

[Drebin]

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

Is there a centerfold showing any of the bear fat chicks in this issue?

 

[coach66]

Strat did sort of slip that sidepiece comment in there, glad you called him out*

nm

 

[missouridawg]

Wide Awake was a good touch.

 

[57stratdawg]

Can't wait to read the "is it a sin or blessing" article.

 

[The Maroon Pug]

Excellent

*Prints out 11×17 copy and places on mancave wall*

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"David Murray is is..."

Damnit, Nashville!

 

[Drebin]

"David Murray is is..."

Damnit, Nashville!

We caught that, but we thought it was funnier to leave it in there (in other words, we didn't care enough to fix it). There's another grammatical error also. If you spot it, you win a free year's subscription.

In fact, we strive to have at least three grammatical errors on every cover. Consider them easter eggs.

ETA: We went ahead and fixed the David Murray blurb. It started to bother us.

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

Our company newsletter came out today.. I'll read this first.

 

[Drebin]

Even we have to draw the line somewhere. We'll be reaching out to IMPP, however, for a chick hoops-themed TGIF post.

 

[kired]

Now we just need a link to where I can read the articles for free

 

[jakldawg]

Another publication under my belt!
(frantically updates resume)
If anybody wants an autographed copy, let me know. I've been invited to a special signing event at The Kentucky Shop down at the mall! With something called a "soap party" to follow?

And for those requesting a centerfold, here you go:
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It's the same girl as "mug shot #1" from my award-winning post.

 

[Drebin]

Wear a rubber in case Ashley Judd shows up.

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Improper subject-verb agreement..."takes" should be "take".

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

Make sure it's ribbed or she won't know you're in the house.

 

[Drebin]

Give that man a magazine.

 

[Jgbishop]

[insert Monty Python & Holy Grail intro credits here]