Some May 5th humor ...

[IrishHerb]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

 

[NittPicker]

 

[PSUJam]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

 

[psuro]

 

[ODShowtime]

I got some Casamigos on deck for tomorrow. Hopefully it's a good pool day.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

I got some Casamigos on deck for tomorrow. Hopefully it's a good pool day.

Be ready for significant shrinkage! “Like a frightened turtle!”

 

[bbrown]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

 

[BobPSU92]

“Cinco de Mayo! Sales commission? Bye bye-o!”

 

[PSU12046]

 

[ODShowtime]

Be ready for significant shrinkage! “Like a frightened turtle!”

It was almost too cold yesterday. Definitely a little bird's nest down there.

 

[Meat Lab]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

 

[PSUJam]

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[STPGopherfan]

 

[STPGopherfan]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

 

[lionJC]

You are a sick f..... but you knew this already

 

[PSU87]

“Cinco de Mayo! Sales commission? Bye bye-o!”

You know she owns both stores, right?

 

[BobPSU92]

It was almost too cold yesterday. Definitely a little bird's nest down there.

I resemble that remark.

 

[BobPSU92]

You know she owns both stores, right?

“I’m Gladys Mayo.”

 

[ODShowtime]

Mayonnaise is foul BTW. So many sandwiches ruined by that greasy white schmutz.

 

[BobPSU92]

Mayonnaise is foul BTW. So many sandwiches ruined by that greasy white schmutz.

 

[SleepyLion]

I know its one day early, but ...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
... But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

Just think if that ship and iceberg did not make contact and all that mayonnaise was delivered to Mexico salsa may never have been invented. And without salsa no nachos. So, thankful for that iceberg.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Sadly, 5/5 /(84) is the date I got married. Shoulda’ run like the horses did in the Kentucky Derby an hour earlier.

 

[step.eng69]

Sadly, 5/5 /(84) is the date I got married. Shoulda’ run like the horses did in the Kentucky Derby an hour earlier.

Hell, ILLINOISLION, I'd been married 16 yrs by 84.

 

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