So, what’s the halftime speech

[Shamoan]

After everyone gets an orange slice and Capri sun?

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

“Things are looking great for the future as we build that championship caliber program. Now who wants to go get pizza after the game and do dunks in my pool?”

 

[T-TownDawgg]

"Chic-fil-A spicy nuggets are back"

 

[Drebin]

After everyone gets an orange slice and Capri sun?

I don't know what he will say, but I can guarantee you it will be some ******** rambling chock full of metaphors and cliches.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Some savant smack ......

 

[Bobby Boucher.sixpack]

I’d just load up the bus and get out of there before halftime ended. At least we would avoid injuries in what is a sure loss.

 

[Shamoan]

Gather round men....everyone grab a rape whistle and meet the chaplain in the tunnel

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

Live look-in on JoMo's halftime speech:


https://youtu.be/G-zCmO3KAkE

 

[aTotal360]

He should lead with "I 17ed up cuz I'm stupid".

 

[SyonaraStanz]

"I would point the thumb at me, but it's too far up my ***....... scratching my head."

 

[Awwhellnaw]

Insert Zach Galifianakis scene from “Due Date”. “Come on Johnson.. What are you? A girl or something? Give me a second guys, it’s my wife, she wants a divorce...”

 

[Chris Mannix]

Is that John Candy?

 

[She Mate Me]

I think 70+ points for Auburn is in the cards unless Gus just has mercy. No Gay and now no Thompson. I'm afraid they'll score every posession.

 

[CookieMonster.sixpack]

What's your ring size? O-ring I mean.

 

[SyonaraStanz]

What's your ring size? O-ring I mean.

Congratulations, sir. You just titled the Joe Moorhead biography.

 

[Antonio Brown's Foot]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ss5hRzDwgbY

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

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[aTotal360]

I'd walk in...fart...then walk out.

 

[GTAdawg]

A plus post.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

"I quit, you all got this"

 

[aTotal360]

I laughed too hard at this.