So Tiger cheated...

BigMotherTucker

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Who gives a ****? Im 17ing tired of hearing about it (I'm looking at you every media outlet on the planet). He is just a man people... Nobody can be faithful with that kind of poon being thrown at him. His old lady knows that. She's just pissed that he was texting the ***** in front of her.</p>

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BigMotherTucker

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Who gives a ****? Im 17ing tired of hearing about it (I'm looking at you every media outlet on the planet). He is just a man people... Nobody can be faithful with that kind of poon being thrown at him. His old lady knows that. She's just pissed that he was texting the ***** in front of her.</p>

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AssEndDawg

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this reminds me so much of the whole Bill Clinton thing. The cheating isn't the story, it's the cover up. If 15 minutes after the car whacks the tree Tiger steps out of the hospital and says, "look, I cheated on my wife, she caught me, we had an argument and I left the house upset and not paying attention I hit a tree." That would be the end of it. People would make jokes and then in a few months it's water under the bridge and life goes on. But everyone LOVES a cover-up. It's wired into our brains to recognize when something sounds fishy and then we have a desire to figure out the truth. Along with that comes a desire to punish the liar for the deception.

So Bill Clinton got impeached, not because of a blowjob, but because he lied about it. And now Tiger is going to be impeached in the court of public opinion because he couldn't tell the truth. I was sick of it before it even started (like I give a **** if some guy I don't know hits a tree, I don't understand the fascination with celebrity) but you might as well buckle up because people are going to talk about until Tiger plays golf again or until all the hoes come out of the closet, whichever comes last.
 

Xenomorph

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"..You go sit down in a bar and have a truck load of 9's run game at you all night and see how long you last."

There isn't a major sports star in the world who's never run leg on the side. Not Peyton Manning, not Cal Ripken.. not.. well, I can't think of anybody in the NBA that would be remotely shocking.

The Tiger story was interesting while it was unfolding, but now I'm totally disinterested and am just waiting for April and the Masters.
 

Xenomorph

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..he described his wife as a hero instead of a club wielding insane ***** wanting to bash his face in. He was trying to save her the embarrassment of having everybody know her husband had been banging cocktail waitresses and she went postal.

I can let him slide on that lie.
 

Shmuley

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I can't think of anybody in the NBA that would be remotely shocking.
Unless "running leg" is framed to also include the "running of third leg," Isaiah Thomas would be a shocker.
 

Bulldog Bruce

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We (as a society) are upset if the person in question lies to us. However, we don't really care that they lie to others. We are morally outraged if they tell us a lie, but go ahead and lie to your wife all you want, your only human.

This goes for more than just Tiger. All these steroid folks are an example. Mark McGwire is being questioned if he can be a hitting coach, because he hasn't come clean to us. Mick Saban is considered a liar because he couldn't say he wanted out of Miami and lied to us. Won't even get into Rafael Palmiero.

The moral outrage should be at the initial lie. Someone who is unfaithful to the rules or those close to them have done the wrong deed at that point. It is not something that is okay as long as they don't lie to us. But boy if they lie to us, they are now going to get it. We need to ba as concerned about the act as we are the cover-up, and that just does not seem to be the case.
 

Stansfield

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and Tiger hits a little white ball around.

One man has the fate of the world at his fingertips and another man has a golf club in his. Which man should be held to a higher standard of accountability by the press or the public?
 

bulliegolfer

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I bet a lot of his PGA tour competitors are having a good laugh over it. Mr. Perfect not so perfect.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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"Don't ever leave me alone in a room with a woman who is not my wife." Even the people who have the utmost respect for moral behavior recognize that the temptation to chase tail is strong for men. The difference is whether or not you let yourself get put into these situations. If you don't want hotties hitting on you trying to help you destroy your marriage, don't go taking that first step of making phone calls or meeting up at bars.
 

Xenomorph

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...making mental notes to NOT leave voicemails and send texts to hoes on the road anymore.
 

GloryDawg

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What a weak individual if statement is true. As far as Tiger goes, he is a weak low life. It is real simple, if you get married, you don't cheat. I don't care how much money you have.
 

MadDawg.sixpack

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how many of these "it's just man's human nature to chase tail" types would be upset if there wife was getting some from 2 or 3 young bucks on the side. I mean, it's just human nature and all.....
 

jakldawg

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means we're all poonhounds or something. He started the policy to avoid any sort of "we were alone and he did _____" stuff from a legal standpoint. I think one of his associates got sued and "c'mon, I'm a preacher" didn't hold up in court. Billy Grahm seems like a pretty trustworthy fella. The rest of the world....not so much.
 
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If Tiger throws himself at the game again. These boys won't win for 5 years. They better hope they don't piss him off. </p>

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DerHntr

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In the most critical comment from a player, <font color="#0069AA">Jesper Parnevik</font> said he owed an apology to Woods' wife, Elin, a former Swedish model who once worked as a nanny for the Parnevik family.</p>

"We probably thought he was a better guy than he is," Parnevik told the Golf Channel from West Palm Beach, Fla., where he is in the final stage of PGA Tour qualifying.</p>

Windermere police said Woods' wife told them she smashed out the back windows of his SUV with a golf club to help get him out after he struck a fire hydrant and tree.</p>

"I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron," Parnevik said, adding that he has not spoken to Woods since the accident.</p>

"It's a private thing, of course," the Swede said. "But when you are the guy he is-the world's best athlete-you should think more before you do stuff … and maybe not 'just do it,' like Nike says."</p>
 

Shmuley

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Billy Graham's Faith, like that of all followers of Christ, is a gift from God. Accordingly, his faith is not conditioned upon whether he exercises sufficient strength of will or behaves properly. He doesn't earn his Faith. He doesn't justify his faith. His faith doesn't disappear if he chases tail.

I'll grant you that a person's faith, its depth, vitality and fidelity, is demonstrated by their behavior. You show me a man who will not contain his natural urges, and I'll show you a man whose faith is either non-existent or immature.
 

GloryDawg

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Shmuley said:
Billy Graham's Faith, like that of all followers of Christ, is a gift from God. Accordingly, his faith is not conditioned upon whether he exercises sufficient strength of will or behaves properly. He doesn't earn his Faith. He doesn't justify his faith. His faith doesn't disappear if he chases tail.

I'll grant you that a person's faith, its depth, vitality and fidelity, is demonstrated by their behavior. You show me a man who will not contain his natural urges, and I'll show you a man whose faith is either non-existent or immature.
I agree with the first part of you post and I think we said the same thing in the second part, I was just a little more blunt and to the point.
 

yakalot

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Shmuley said:
Billy Graham's Faith, like that of all followers of Christ, is a gift from God. Accordingly, his faith is not conditioned upon whether he exercises sufficient strength of will or behaves properly. He doesn't earn his Faith. He doesn't justify his faith. His faith doesn't disappear if he chases tail.

I'll grant you that a person's faith, its depth, vitality and fidelity, is demonstrated by their behavior. You show me a man who will not contain his natural urges, and I'll show you a man whose faith is either non-existent or immature.
Thanks, Shmuley, I needed to hear that.

Of course, this is the very last place in the world I would have expected to hear it.
 

patdog

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He doesn't want someone else in the room to keep him from hitting on the other woman. He wants someone else in the room to protect him from a false accusation that he hit on the other woman. Read the story of Joseph in the Old Testament.
 

Captain WhupAss

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A few are funny but someone had a lot of time on their hands.. Edit (It was an LSU fan)</p>

Joke 1:
Did you hear that Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree...he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

<font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 2:
They asked Tiger's wife what she was doing out of the house at 2 in the morning and she said she was out clubbing.
</span></font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 3:
What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a Titleist golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball over 350 yards.
Joke 4:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 5:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 6:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 7:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 8:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 9:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 10:
Tiger drives his Escalade, hits a tree, hits a fire hydrant, goes airborne and lands on a stranger's front lawn.
So "Is Tigers' Caddie on the green in two?"</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 11:
I'm not surprised to hear about Tiger's crash - he hasn't been able to drive straight for years.</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 12:
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. Said the clubs are to be named Elin Woods... and marketed as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 13:
Claims that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now have been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the crap out of the Driver.

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 14:
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

</span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Joke 15:
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family-his new name?: Cheetah</span></font></p>
 

Original48

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And this is also why OBGYNs no longer go into examination rooms without assistants...to protect everyone involved.

Cue Meoff asking about my latest pap smear.
 
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