So the wife says,

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A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased by a cheetah.

The wife told the husband, “If the antelope survives this one, I’ll make love to you every day for the rest of your life.”

 

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Go antelope! Laughing

 

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Then she'd say no deal. The antelope didn't do it on its own.

They make the rules and they change the @$&*#☆ rules. Eek