So I bumped into TUSK...

[BigMotherTucker]

At the Cheese Cake Factory in B'ham Sunday evening.



/magnificent Alabama waterfall

 

[BIG EASY]

there are reasons stereotypes exist

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

LOL... that's awesome... i've got two subcontractor guys that work with me...

that are the prototypical "bammers" to which yall often refer... I think of the 6pack every time I see those script "A" tatted, toothless, white trash cats....

ps- im a lot skinnier than that dude...

 

[goindhoo]

what is that thing on Saban's face?

 

[Dawg Jurist]

Johnny Football's nutsack.

 

[Palmettodog]

Awesome

asdf

 

[OzarkaNSW]

^ very nice

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

it's supposed to be Saban as a Borg...

it was "photoshopped" by a friend who does much better work than my crude, unrefined, MSPaint "copy/paste" crap like this:

 

[anon1787432961]

that are the prototypical "bammers" to which yall often refer... I think of the 6pack every time I see those script "A" tatted, toothless, white trash cats....

ps- im a lot skinnier than that dude...

Yeah your mullet is dyed half and half and longer. Don't be ashamed of your 300 lb body either. It's a plus, just hang out around Lane Bryant with some doughnuts and you are good as gravy.

 

[CadaverDawg]

it was "photoshopped" by a friend who does much better work than my crude, unrefined, MSPaint "copy/paste" crap like this:

That's actually funny.

At first glance I was wondering why Tyler Russell was in the secondary....but then I realized that was a trophy, not a statue.***

 

[ShrubDog]

Looks like that is Coach Bear's Spiritual Orb above him....

Or is that a shiny bling glare from the guy's diamond gold nugget necklace....

 

[BogeyGolfer.sixpack]

I laughed out loud at this^^^^^^

nm

 

[BigMotherTucker]

To be fair... His over the top help is three years behind and five yards to the right of the receiver.

 

[dawgatUSM]

I actually chuckled at this...

 

[rabiddawg]

That statue is probably more mobile than Russell

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

^people who know football know this^

To be fair... His over the top help is three years behind and five yards to the right of the receiver.

25 is the safety

 

[BigMotherTucker]

That's my point

 

[DerHntr]

What I don't understand about current mullet wearers is do they keep the haircut because they somehow don't know about its mockery or do they keep it because they don't care about the mockery?

 

[GhostOfJackie]

I actually believe that some people just do not know, or choose not to know about the mockery. Some people are that out of touch with pop culture.

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

since you seem to have some homoerotic infatuation with my appearance, I'm gonna hook a brutha up...

This is a pic of TUSK on Bourbon St this past January. As you can plainly see, I'm a lightweight and, instead of the standard Bammer mullet, I rock a "high and tight"... That's the "Illuminati" I'm referencing (don't ask, it's above your pay grade).

I was there for the BCSNCG... (That's the game where they decide the national championship in football).

I'll take another pic in Miami next month for ya so you can "switch things up" if one pic starts getting "old"...

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

I watched the play several times, and he sure didn't react like he was in Zone coverage... was he playing shallow and the safety had the deep zone?

 

[BigMotherTucker]

After the game, Merlins confirmed that Broom was out of position.

 

[1msucub]

[/QUOTE]

I've grown to like you, TUSK, and as your friend, I feel that it's my duty to tell you that you may want to work on that unibrow. Kinda stands out.

 

[dickiedawg]

I laughed.**

I've grown to like you, TUSK, and as your friend, I feel that it's my duty to tell you that you may want to work on that unibrow. Kinda stands out.[/QUOTE]

 

[PBRME]

I've grown to like you, TUSK, and as your friend, I feel that it's my duty to tell you that you may want to work on that unibrow. Kinda stands out.[/QUOTE]

Another photo of Tusk

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

you jest... but at one time in the Corps, my hair was a blonde version of that...

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

oh, the safety was definately out of position... I was just curious...

if they were in "man" or "zone".... looked like "man" the way Banks was pressing at the snap before he got his doors blown off....