So A-Rod's 17-ing Madonna now.....

[Goat Holder]

and it lands him a divorce. Don't know if he's lucky or stupid.

 

[Goat Holder]

and it lands him a divorce. Don't know if he's lucky or stupid.

 

[DerHntr]

he is in it for the new religion...c'mon

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

he ought to just start living up the single life now, cause he'll be able to run copious amounts of tail

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

but the Red Sox fans are having a ball with this...talking about playing Material Girl when he comes up to bat at Fenway.

From Boston blog BarstoolSports.com:

MIAMI - Alex Rodriguez's heartbroken wife Cynthia believes her hubby has been "brainwashed" by kabbalah-pushing pop icon Madonna and lured away from his family, an A-Rod confidant said. In a bombshell interview with The Post, Dodd Romero - Rodriguez's former trainer and godfather to his two daughters who spent last week in Paris with Cynthia Rodriguez - said he and C-Rod believe the Yankee superstar has been gradually drawn away by Madonna's allure. "Alex, God bless him, is lost," A-Rod's ex-pal lamented. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed." "He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said. And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said.</p>

First of all I love how the NY Post calls Cynthia Rodriguez C-Rod. I always do a double take when I read that and am like who the $%!+ are they talking about? Second of all this story isn't remotely surprising to me. I mean Arod just strikes me as somebody who would be susceptible to being brainwashed. He just has such low self confidence. It was probably a race between Madonna and Tom Cruise to see who could get to him first. Madonna flashed the ***** and it was game, set, match. Anyway I've said a lot of bad things in the past about the Red Sox ownership group and specifically the one eyed bandit, Larry Lucchino. But I promise I will never criticize them again or say anything even remotely negative if they play "Material Girl" or "Like A Virgin" every time Arod comes up to the plate in a couple weeks at Fenway. I don't want this to happen. It HAS to happen! John Henry always wants to act so hip and funny and bang chicks half his age, well this is his chance. I have ZERO confidence that they will get this done, but it's a once and a lifetime type of opportunity. As a side note I totally wish this story broke before I printed up our Mr. July Arod shirts. "Material Girl" shirts would have been way cooler.</p>

 

[cowbell9]

...so he wouldnt fall in.

 

[Goat Holder]

in quality AND quantity of *** he's filtered through.

 

[Ford76]

Yeah after comparing his wife to her. I would definitely have kept it at home. That stuff has been tapped waaaaaaaay too much for my taste.

 

[beachbumdawg]

it would void the prenup......meaning it will costs A-Roid a lot more money..........he is about to part ways with atleast half his assets and a shitload in alimony

 

[cowbell9]

a superstar. I would make the cheese and party like a rock star for 10 years. Then retire and get married. **** I had BEFORE marriage is off limits. Some of these guys are idiots. Rich idiots...but idiots nonetheless.

 

[thunderclap]

I mean, if you're A-Rod and you're gonna screw up a marriage, how about picking a hot chic under 30?</p>

 

[saltybulldog]

hot chic that is as flexible and probably crazy as Madonna for a while. I bet he whimpers in the corner after she finished with him.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

m,nm

 

[TilloDawg]

I mean, if you're A-Rod and you're gonna screw up a marriage, how about picking a hot chic under 30?</p>

</p>Hell, how about under 50 ?

 

[Ford76]

....that he is about to part with. It should not be a question of her being under 30. It should be a question of THEIR ages being under 30. I might put three starlets at the minimum.

 

[fishwater99]

I wonder who is the man in that one..

Madonna straps one on and pounds A-Rod...</p>

 

[patdog]

He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said. And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said.

 

[DudyDog]

<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span lang="EN-GB" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Renting is definitely the way to go with women.

Take the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce as an example.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">For anything!</span>
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<font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sometimes renting makes far more sense.</span></font></font>
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[Shmuley]

<font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma">ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!)</font></font></font>

 

[jakldawg]

There's some work-inappropriate language involved.

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[State82]

are soon parted. Hey A-Rod, say good-bye to many mils, fool.

 

[thunderclap]

Man, that was a great idea.

Sincerely,
Jose Canseco

 

[dudehead]

it would void the prenup......meaning it will costs A-Roid a lot more money..........he is about to part ways with atleast half his assets and a shitload in alimony

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[jackstefano]

*

 

[graddawg]

it would void the prenup......meaning it will costs A-Roid a lot more money..........he is about to part ways with atleast half his assets and a shitload in alimony

..</p>

</p>And probably not in Florida either unless the prenup says so. However, if she can prove he was messing around it would entitle here to a hell of a lot more alimony, especially if her attorney, who is damn good, can prove he wasted marital assets in said messing around. It should be interesting to see how this plays out.

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Bottom line. All men pay for sex. Sometimes it just happens to be under the guise of marriage.

 

[Todd4State]

<font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sometimes renting makes far more sense.</span></font></font>
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I can't afford his call girl, but maybe rent a woman for 50 bucks? </p>

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

<font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><font size="2"><font face="Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sometimes renting makes far more sense.</span></font></font>
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If it floats, flies, or 17s, it's cheaper to rent than to buy.