sloppy joe

[preacher_dawg]

 

[kb549]

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Well yesteryear’s hunchback dan is today's sloppy joe[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And his offense reeks of failure[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And there's lots of huffing and puffing coming out of my nose [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]In JoeMoNoO Land your nightmares come true [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Schemes made up of giraffes and gazelles[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Routes built of x’s and y’s[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And formations called and false starts galore[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]But don't forget to look to the sidelines [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And try to ignore the high eyebrow[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]No player can escape the magic of JoeMoNoO Land[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]giraffes and gazelles, giraffes and gazelles [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]giraffes and gazelles, giraffes and gazelles, FAB plays, FAB plays [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]giraffes and gazelles, giraffes and gazelles, FAB plays, FAB plays [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Shrader gets sandwiched[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Well I dreamt one evening[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]That I woke up to see [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]All the empty stadium seats [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Was a-looking at me [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]They screamed, why am I empty [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And you stayed at home[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I said I got fed up [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Just leave me alone[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Then the Facebook groups [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Started joining the fight [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And the sidewalk fans [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Pushed me with all of their might [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And the Bulldog Club called me [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And it asked me for bread [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]It's called revenge for JoeMoNoO [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Said my intoxicated head [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I said what did I do [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]To deserve what I see[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]They said you chose Mississippi State [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]To get your degree [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Then John Cohen said [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I better run and hide [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]But then ole sloppy joe came [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And joined his side [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]He said if it wasn't for Coach JoNoMoO[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]We would’ve had Coach JP[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]You should be shakin' his hand [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And sayin' please to meet ya [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]He is a football genius[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And he occasionally finds a working play[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]You should be kissin' his brow[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And measuring for rings[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Now all the angry message boards[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Just leave him alone [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And we’ll all live together [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]In a happy home[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Thanks to [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[tatedog]

This is the kind of stuff you can get done when there isn't a football team to worry about.

 

[Drebin]

This is the kind of stuff you can get done when there isn't a football team to worry about.

Yeah, with more time on my hands, SPS Magazine may actually be worth a damn aGAIN.

 

[kb549]

Yeah, with more time on my hands, SPS Magazine may actually be worth a damn aGAIN.

Shrader requested a baton twirler as the centerfold this week