Sitting in Tejas

Bruce Dakinson

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Sitting in ole Tejas here getting ready for some bulldog action. Been smoking some nice brisket for the past 11 hours with a nice salt/pepper crust. Sippin on a decent tequila and had some thoughts.

1. Memphis BBQ is terrible. Sorry. Grew up 60 miles from Graceland and its just sweet sauce. IF you have to cover your meats with sauce, its not good.

2. Fitz will probably struggle passing. It just isn't his forte. I hope I am dead wrong about this.

3. Sitting in Austin and noticed a surprising amount of Aggie fans.
3a. Aggie fans are 17'in weird. Their women are just depressing. UT has much better stock.. even in that god awful burnt orange.

4. Appreciated the hunchback while he was here, but man, now that he is gone its easy to see why he was insufferable. Moorhead, despite his seal like body and questionable lazy eye. Seems like a good dude. I'd drink some whiskey with him.

This post has nothing really to do with game day. Don't care. Flame away.
 

Jeffreauxdawg

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Dec 15, 2017
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Brisket is leftover pot roast after a house fire. Fitz will light it up. Aggie women give awesome head. Austin is to Texas is as George Michael is to Rock n' Roll. Joe Moorhead is a sexy beast and sipping on tequila is for old women.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

All-Conference
Jun 20, 2001
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Sitting here in Texas, watching receivers dropping balls left and right. Just hand the ball to Kylin.
 
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