I'M GOIN' TO MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks a million for the tip, Bro. I used to always stand in line but it's hard to arrange working full time in another town.
For anyone who still wants to try:
-I did use the app, not my computer
-It kept saying there was a ticket to sell, letting me click to purchase it, making me prove I wasn't a robot, and then finally telling me there were no tickets to sell
-Every time it did that I backed out of the event and re-entered it. Sometimes it just showed the same one ticket again, and sometime it showed a new ticket too.
-I just kept repeating the process with whatever options it gave me (favoring newly appeared seats over ones I'd tried already, but retrying when there were no new options)
-eventually it actually sold me one. Really only took five or ten minutes all told
-I wasn't smart enough to create an account and add a credit card to it before I tried to buy the ticket. So once it really started selling me one I kept stressing that it would timeout my sale while I was entering all my info. You can probably save yourself some grief if you do all that beforehand. But all the same, it really did keep the sale open long enough that I was able to create my account and add my credit card info after it started really selling me the ticket.
GOOD LUCK!!!!